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Re: || MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE ||

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From: Gerrit Deppe
Date: Mon, 18 Jan 1999 00:00
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In article <77ud4e$quv$1@demon.uunet.ca>, "Wyclef Gesner" <wyclef@alo.ca> wrote:

> healthier living since 1868
> "feel better ... live longer ...

is that a trademark, or a guarantee?
 
> Over 400 Products
> 
> SPECIALTY FOODS,for baking, seasoning, desserts

specialty, in terms of having your 'label' printed on the package.

> BEVERAGES, teas, coffees, and flavored syrups

coffee, syrups, and other beverages: healthy living is already going down
the drain...

> PERONAL CARE, full body and hair care lines

is that evita PERON from south america? Peronal care that is full-body and
not just half of it

> HEALTH & NUTRITION, Ale Vera soaps & drinks

thats ALO vera, and I don't think that you can drink that kind of stuff.
Try swallowing it and see what happens

> HOME CARE, House and laundry cleaners,

Ya, right. Home Care is done by people (usually) and not products.

> fresheners

those artificial fresheners cause cancer... or, don't you print that on
your products. Ever see those christmas tree things hangin from all the
car dasfboards?

> Call Fraser Macdonald at (902) 462-5569
> to become a Watkins Dealer and get a free catalogue.

do I get a red coat and galoshes just before I go door to door too?

Just goes to show ya folks how PERONAL CARE is not what it seems.

G.
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From: gerrit@auracom.com (Gerrit Deppe)
Subject: Re: || MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE ||
Date: 1999/01/18
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