🚀 go-pugleaf

"Keith F. Lynch" <kfl@KeithLynch.net> wrote in message
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> Hank Ketchum <Not@nAddress.com> wrote:
> > Well, the W&OD may have won the battle in Purcellville and parts
> > west, but it's clear that the company is taking it out on Vienna.
> > The entire trail is denuded from I-66 well into Vienna, and it's
> > clear they're marching on, laying waste to all the trees in a
> > outrageously wide swath.
>
> Look at the bright side:
>
> * The trail will be free of snow and ice sooner after storms.
> * The trail will be better lit after dark.
> * You'll better be able to see the stars and planets from the trail
>   after dark.
> * There will be fewer wet leaves to slip on in the autumn.
> * There's less risk of having a tree fall on you on the trail
>   during high winds.
> * There will be fewer power outages from high winds.
> -- 
> Keith F. Lynch - http://keithlynch.net/
> Please see http://keithlynch.net/email.html before emailing me.

Look at the dark side:
* You'll have an increased risk of skin cancer.
* You'll increase your risk of heat exhaustion.
* Your expensive Lycra will fade from excession sun exposure.
* You'll be more likely to run over snakes basking on the hot pavement.
* Excessive sweating will make you unattractive.
* Increased heat on the trail will make you more thirsty requiring a stop at
Old Dominion Brewery.....wait..that's a good thing.
-- 
Ken Lyons
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