🚀 go-pugleaf

Rich Phyllisman (anon) wrote:

:    Grace was wearing all black--big black turtleneck, big black baggy
: pants, big black sunglasses, and a big black scarf around her head.
: Holding it all together was what appeared to be real jumper cables (you
: know, the things you charge a car battery with) clipped to her pants like
: suspenders. Accompanying her, were two very large black male "companions"
: who were also dressed entirely in black and who were of a size that made
: Arnold Swarzenegger look like a girly-man.

: table. Not wanting to pester my server needlessly, I turned, tapped Grace
: on the shoulder, and asked, "Excuse me. May I borrow your Tobasco sauce?


:    The experience left me to ponder many things about dining etiquette. Is
: it tacky to ask a neighboring table for Tobasco sauce even if it weren't a
: ploy to chat up Grace Jones? Should I have chewed out the server for
: forgetting to put it on the table during set up? Are jumper cables
: appropriate attire for D.C. dining? As always, I await the contributions

It would have been a more interesting experience for all concerned if you'd
asked to borrow the jumper cables.
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