🚀 go-pugleaf

Why do I get the feeling that most people who contribute to this group are
boring Yuppie types with government jobs? Can't any of you write anything
as spicy and flavorful as the food you purportedly eat? I mean really, you
talk about eating ice cream in Rome, yet you all have as much creativity
and zest as a McDonald's low-fat shake. I realize D.C. ain't the Mecca for
food, but let's try to make at least one newsgroup under the "DC" heading
interesting to read.
What about funny restaurant experiences? Interesting waiters? Sightings of
Janet Reno eating with John McLaughlin in Adams Morgan? Good places to
steal flat ware? Let's get moving...