🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 06 Jul 1998 16:21:53 -0400, "Scott M. Kozel"
<kozelsm@richmond.infi.net> wrote:

>Scott Weiser <weiser@dimensional.com> wrote:

>> I think "road mines" instead of "road fangs" would be
>> appropriate....or a cop by the side of the road with a LAW rocket.
>
>Naaaahh.  No need for the high-powered weaponry.
>
>A good 12-guage security-grade pump shotgun would do the job fine.

I had this theory for an automated system which uses radar to detect
speeders, then a solid steel barrier, similar to the ones used for
anti-terrorist protection, pops up out of the roadway a millisecond or
two before the car gets there, smashed the car, drops it into a
vehicle crusher under the highway, flips down the barrier and then
spits up a nicely compacted square of metal by the roadside to be
picked up for recycling.

Sort of a "Bambi meets Godzilla" kind of thing.
Regards,

Scott Weiser

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