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Re: More Speeding and Reckless Driving (Was: Re: Aggressive Driving)

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From: Eric Anderson
Date: Fri, 03 Jul 1998 00:00
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ROTFLMAO !  
How do I get one of them there Readers Digests???  Are they all this good?

-Eric

On Fri, 03 Jul 1998 17:35:58 GMT, "Mark B." <spam_*this*_@see.my.sig> wrote:

>Good stuff, Scott.  You should submit it to Readers Digest.
>Here are a few more horrifying examples:
>
>A motorist was speeding south on Interstate 95 at 73mph.  Shortly
>after leaving Delaware, he took the left exit at "Maryland House"
>to get a cup of coffee.  A vending machine stole his quarter.
>
>A motorist on the PA Turnpike (limit 65) crossed the entire western
>half of the state with his cruise control set to a criminally insane
>74 mph.  The coroner's investigation had to be cancelled at the last
>minute when he reached the Ohio border without incident.
>
>Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess whose father, the
>king, loved her so much that he bought her a red 911 turbo...
>
>...and she lived happily ever after,
>
>Mark B.
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From: eta@my-dejanews.com (Eric Anderson)
Subject: Re: More Speeding and Reckless Driving (Was: Re: Aggressive Driving)
Date: 1998/07/03
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