🚀 go-pugleaf

Hello, all!  This is my first time posting to this newsgroup, but I 
thought I might be of some assistance.  Being currently employed as a 
part-time tow truck driver, and having been both a repossessor and 
impounder of cars (parked in handicapped spaces and the like), I can 
tell you what's easy to steal and what ain't.  (IMHO)  Primarily, for 
someone who has access to a towtruck, a club is not much of a 
deterrent.  If you want to keep your car from getting towed, make it 
as much of a pain in the ass to tow as possible.  If you have a 
frontwheel drive car, pull it in and turn the wheels all the way, 
preferably towards a closeby obstruction, i.e. another car, a wall, a 
fence, etc.  If your car is rearwheel drive, back it in, still cut the 
wheels and put your emergency brake on.  This is still not foolproof, 
because cars can be drug onto flatbed trucks or dollied, but that is a 
pain in the ass.  As far as theft is concerned, the club is very easy 
to pick unless it is one of those clubs which looks like a cross, with 
a cross-shaped key.  Be back for more.