🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <93072.130606JRUNNE@auvm.american.edu> JRUNNE@auvm.american.edu writes:
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>2 good ideas for when you hafta pay up:
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>2)  In all liklihood, you'll be mailing in your fine.  Enclose with your letter
>and check one of those little squeeze-pacs of K-Y jelly (found in any drug
>store, and oft for free in campus health clinics) and a note instructing the
>office to use it when they ram your fine money up their asses.

Cute.  Reminds me of the story of my wife's cousin who mailed in a check
and a note telling them where to stick it.  Seems that is contempt of whatever
court is handling those fines.  The men came, picked him up, locked him up
for 5 days. No arrest, no phone call, no due process.  No sense of humor.
-- 
John Kennedy                     uunet!opel!johnk
Second Source, Inc.              johnk@secondsource.COM 
Annapolis, MD