🚀 go-pugleaf

On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 09:23:45 GMT, joe@worldcom.com (Joe) wrote:

>On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 05:07:17 GMT, Hellbringer@DeathsDoor.Com (David
>Nixon) wrote: 
>
>>>What's that supposed to mean, Mr. KlaatuDavidNixonJoeTheTroll?
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>> 
>>Any evidence to back that up?  Or are you just blowing us all.
>>
>
>Well, that's just the kind of puerile slander we expect from you, Mr.
>KlaatuDavidNixonJoeTheTroll.  And you'd better stop sending those
>homosexuals to my house.  I'm not into the drag thing anymore, except
>on Thursdays and Sundays..  Sometimes I do like pink chiffon and silk
>panties.  But since you are so anti-Clinton, I don't expect you have
>the intellectual development to deal with subtleties like that.  

First off.  I never said that I didn't like Clinton.  He reminds me of
Porky The Pig, my favorite childhood cartoon.

Second.  You totally blew off your obsession with livestock.  I
vividly remember the joke you told me that night we went out cow
tipping.  "Where is the best place to f*#k a sheep?  On a cliff.  They
push back harder."  I thought that it was just a joke, until I noticed
that you had wandered off toward the sheep.  What a sight to behold.
You standing there with your pants down around your ankles, virgin
wool bunched in both hands.  The ewe pleadingly bleating, and you
violently thrusting, yelling out, "Who's your daddy??  Who's your
daddy??"  From that moment on I knew that I wanted to be just like
you.

>You've made me really mad now, and you'll be sorry.  I'm going to send
>some of those black helicopters you're so scared of, right over to
>your neighborhood, as soon as I figure out which button to push on my
>super secret control panel.  But I  _don't_ work for the CIA or the
>NSA.  Or do I ?  

How quickly you forget.  I live in a restricted air space.  Besides,
the helicopters would scare my sheep off.


David Nixon

DC - see ewe later.