🚀 go-pugleaf

Dave, your post (below) was a knock-out.  A tad scatological, but your 
average troll doesn't mind that.  I haven't laughed so hard at a post in 
a long time.  


David Nixon wrote:
> 
> On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 09:23:45 GMT, joe@worldcom.com (Joe) wrote:
> 
> >On Mon, 18 Nov 1996 05:07:17 GMT, Hellbringer@DeathsDoor.Com (David
> >Nixon) wrote:
> >
> >>>What's that supposed to mean, Mr. KlaatuDavidNixonJoeTheTroll?
> 
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> >>
> >>Any evidence to back that up?  Or are you just blowing us all.
> >>
> >
> >Well, that's just the kind of puerile slander we expect from you, Mr.
> >KlaatuDavidNixonJoeTheTroll.  And you'd better stop sending those
> >homosexuals to my house.  I'm not into the drag thing anymore, except
> >on Thursdays and Sundays..  Sometimes I do like pink chiffon and silk
> >panties.  But since you are so anti-Clinton, I don't expect you have
> >the intellectual development to deal with subtleties like that.
> 
> First off.  I never said that I didn't like Clinton.  He reminds me of
> Porky The Pig, my favorite childhood cartoon.
> 
> Second.  You totally blew off your obsession with livestock.  I
> vividly remember the joke you told me that night we went out cow
> tipping.  "Where is the best place to f*#k a sheep?  On a cliff.  They
> push back harder."  I thought that it was just a joke, until I noticed
> that you had wandered off toward the sheep.  What a sight to behold.
> You standing there with your pants down around your ankles, virgin
> wool bunched in both hands.  The ewe pleadingly bleating, and you
> violently thrusting, yelling out, "Who's your daddy??  Who's your
> daddy??"  From that moment on I knew that I wanted to be just like
> you.
> 
> >You've made me really mad now, and you'll be sorry.  I'm going to send
> >some of those black helicopters you're so scared of, right over to
> >your neighborhood, as soon as I figure out which button to push on my
> >super secret control panel.  But I  _don't_ work for the CIA or the
> >NSA.  Or do I ?
> 
> How quickly you forget.  I live in a restricted air space.  Besides,
> the helicopters would scare my sheep off.
> 
> David Nixon
> 
> DC - see ewe later.