🚀 go-pugleaf

During ten hours of Senate committee hearings today with, among others,
Kenneth Star it was made clear that there is more wrong with the
independent counsel act than there is right.  Dick Army commented "It's
a sad state of affairs when one man can wreak such havoc for elected
officials".  Dick Army lamented that the only good place left to get a
little congressional nookie is at The Velvet Lounge (U Street NW DC). 
"This Friday, April 16th is going to be one hell of a good time!" he
continued and remarked matter of factly how much he loved playing with
his 555.  

In a related story, Janet Remo is said to be ready to appoint an
independent counsel to investigate Dick Army's involvement in the 1998
day after tax day swindle.  For several years now, Dick Army has
reported negative earnings to the IRS blaming it on gigs with low pay
and expensive tabs.  "I expect to catch Dick Army red handed this year."
Said Remo. "Dick Army engagements have been gaining too much recognition
for their sideshow style exploits to still be in the red.  I'll be at
The Velvet Lounge Friday night at 10:00PM to catch him in the act this
time."   
Dick Army remarked, "Hey Janet!  It's all Audio, Video, Smoke, and Dick.
Pay no attention to the band behind the curtain".