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No thanks to Ed Conrad, aka The Ignorant Prick, one
of the Smithsonian Institution's MOST prestigious Google news groups
has been turned into The Ed Conrad News Hour.
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What audacity. What balls!]
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Here we are, considered among the greatest scientists in the world,
and we continue to be ridiculed and insulted by a Horse's Ass.
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You can see for yourself what he's doing to us.
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Call up "dc.smithsonian" on Google, then click
on Groups.
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The Ignorant Prick is hogging the whole freakin'
news group. Just ]WHO] does this Ed Conrad think
he is?
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Hell, we all know that he claims to have found
petrified bones -- ridiculously,  some HUMAN -- in and near his coal
bin. But, if you look at his
pictures closely, you'll see that legally.insane
(which is just one of his thousands of pseudonyms)
is a perfect fit.
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Ladies and gentlemen, what The Ignorant Prick
claims are fossils are nothing more than rocks
and/or concretions. He's living  in LULU Land
and, unfortunately, doesn't even know it.
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A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S ROCKS AND CONCRETIONS
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<    PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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<         PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The Human
Skeleton in Forensic Medicine," identified this fossil as a petrified
human calvarium (a human skull with the eye-sockets broken off).
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Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign of bone -- have
been documented as existing  in this specimen.
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In addition, it had been tested by American Medical
Laboratories (AML), considered the top medical lab
in the world, which reported -- in writing -- that it
contains dried blood.
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<     PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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<  HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from
between anthracite veins some 250 feet deep.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour
of a human cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
removed from the inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness to --
and
IS -- a human cranium.
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<           OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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<        WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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<           EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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This ignorant bastard, Ed Conrad, has accused me
and my highly-skilled colleagues at the Smithsonian
of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy --
TOTAL DISHONESTY -- in identifying what he
says are mind-boggling, paradym-destroying fossils.
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Ed insists they prove that evolution and Darwin's
theory of man's origin and ancestry is utter crap
and, for the past century and more, the Scientific
Establishment has been blowing hot air from its asst .
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Why should he say something like that. Maybe
he's just jealous that we're making a lot more
money than him.
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Ed's problem, you see, is that he simply has
been sucking much too long on sour grapes.
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We're submitting this rare old photo of Charles
Darwin that absolutely proves he wasn't talking
ass backwards.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
and
http://www.edconrad.org
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