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ED CONRAD SETS GUINNESS RECORD FOR GETTING BLACKLISTED FROM MOST POPULAR CONSPIRACY FORUME

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From: loose_cannon517
Date: Thu, 09 Jun 2011 11:47
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It's called Disclose.TV, an extremely popular Usenet Forum which has
long proclaimed that it ISN'T AFRAID of getting
involved in controversy.
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The buck suddenly stopped there yesterday, however,
when Ed Conrad posted his very first message and learned
this morning that he has been BANNED FOR LIFE.
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Current Holy Picture of the Ignorant Bastard
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian
Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that
one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth and soft
organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in
strata dated at a minimum of 280 million years by the U.S.Geological
Survey and every geology textbook ever published.

IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would mean that
Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has made a monkey
out of all of us for more than a century, something that just isn't
even remotely possible.
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< Typical Staff Meeting of the Smithsonian Know-It-All's
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http://thaipoliticalprisoners.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/monkeys.jpg
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To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL, are
dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Bastard has been
RIGHT ALL ALONG while constantly accusing our most prestigious
scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical; evidence to
back up his big mouth and all he is doing is pissing us off royally.
In fact, many of us atheists and evolutionists actually toss and turn
in our sleep and a few of us have been suffering with messy
Diarrhea.since Ed Conrad reared his ugly head..
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Just take a gander at the Raving Lunatic's blurry photos below and
you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified
as petrified bones, etc.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows boulder after it was removed from  between anthracite
beins from depth of approximately 250 feet..

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears likeness
to  a human skull.
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ED CONRAD TAKES A BREAK WHILE DIGGING FOR FOSSILS
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http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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OTHER SPECIMENS IDENTIFIED AS PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should
look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary
rocks.
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Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the retard's posting of
messages like these.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/0d746d1874428c2d
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/1c890cc6b0147f2e
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.sean-hannity/msg/3425ca3a15cdc0a9
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/95da998f68477f0b
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AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION'
 TO ED CONRAD'S WEB PAGES:
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http://www.edconrad.org
and
http://www.edconrad.com
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In fact, to prove how right we are and how wrong Ed Conrad is,
we at the Smithsonian offer this letter sent t him by no less than
David Pilbeam -- then professor of anthropology at Harvard
University.:
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This confirms, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Ed Conrad
is a Horse's Ass.i
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Dear Mr. Conrad:
Thank you for your letter.
I do not think you have a fossil.
I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would.
Any further correspondence would waste both our times.
Sincerely,
David Pilbeam
Harvard University
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Just look at Davey's "impressive" credentials. . .
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pilbeam
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Oh, shit!
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http://www.edconrad.com/ug/index.html
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< WHERE THE EVOLUTION-BUSTERS WERE FOUND
<      ( This is Classified. Don't Tell a Freain' fSoul.)
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger.
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< THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
< "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=52
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<                                             -- Ed Conrad
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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Ignore this line. It doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html
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Subject: ED CONRAD SETS GUINNESS RECORD FOR GETTING BLACKLISTED FROM MOST
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