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Article #116ED CONRAD SETS GUINNESS RECORD FOR GETTING BLACKLISTED FROM MOST POPULAR CONSPIRACY FORUME
From: loose_cannon517
Date: Thu, 09 Jun 2011 11:47
Date: Thu, 09 Jun 2011 11:47
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< It's called Disclose.TV, an extremely popular Usenet Forum which has long proclaimed that it ISN'T AFRAID of getting involved in controversy. < The buck suddenly stopped there yesterday, however, when Ed Conrad posted his very first message and learned this morning that he has been BANNED FOR LIFE. < < -- Ed Conrad < Current Holy Picture of the Ignorant Bastard < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg < ================================== ================================== We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth and soft organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in strata dated at a minimum of 280 million years by the U.S.Geological Survey and every geology textbook ever published. IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would mean that Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has made a monkey out of all of us for more than a century, something that just isn't even remotely possible. < < Typical Staff Meeting of the Smithsonian Know-It-All's < http://thaipoliticalprisoners.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/monkeys.jpg < To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL, are dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Bastard has been RIGHT ALL ALONG while constantly accusing our most prestigious scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy. < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg < Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical; evidence to back up his big mouth and all he is doing is pissing us off royally. In fact, many of us atheists and evolutionists actually toss and turn in our sleep and a few of us have been suffering with messy Diarrhea.since Ed Conrad reared his ugly head.. < Just take a gander at the Raving Lunatic's blurry photos below and you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified as petrified bones, etc. < PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER < Photo shows boulder after it was removed from between anthracite beins from depth of approximately 250 feet.. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg < Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human cranium. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg < American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried blood in granules removed from inner surface of what bears likeness to a human skull. < ED CONRAD TAKES A BREAK WHILE DIGGING FOR FOSSILS < http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg < OTHER SPECIMENS IDENTIFIED AS PETRIFIED REMAINS < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg < http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg < A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT. http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg < OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS < WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg < See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary rocks. < Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the retard's posting of messages like these. < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/0d746d1874428c2d < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/1c890cc6b0147f2e < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.sean-hannity/msg/3425ca3a15cdc0a9 < http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/95da998f68477f0b < AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION' TO ED CONRAD'S WEB PAGES: < http://www.edconrad.org and http://www.edconrad.com < ================== < In fact, to prove how right we are and how wrong Ed Conrad is, we at the Smithsonian offer this letter sent t him by no less than David Pilbeam -- then professor of anthropology at Harvard University.: < This confirms, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Ed Conrad is a Horse's Ass.i < Dear Mr. Conrad: Thank you for your letter. I do not think you have a fossil. I find it incredible that anyone familiar with fossils would. Any further correspondence would waste both our times. Sincerely, David Pilbeam Harvard University < Just look at Davey's "impressive" credentials. . . < http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pilbeam < ====================== < Oh, shit! < http://www.edconrad.com/ug/index.html < ====================== < < WHERE THE EVOLUTION-BUSTERS WERE FOUND < ( This is Classified. Don't Tell a Freain' fSoul.) < Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe. < Click on the URL to make it larger. < < THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM < "Oh, the Humanity" < http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=52 < < -- Ed Conrad < ======================== < "We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." -- Plato < "You're not only fighting the man in the ring, Ed. You're also fighting the referee and the three judges." -- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996) < Ignore this line. It doesn't mean diddly. http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html < KEYWORDS: AP UPI CREATIONISM NY TIMES EVOLUTION DARWIN ATHEIST MICHAEL MOORE STEPHEN HAWKING HOWARD STERN VELIKOVSKY THE HON. ANTHONY WEINER REPUBLICANS DEMOCRATS WHITE HOUSE TALK.ORIGINS PRESIDENT OBAMA POPE BENEDICT SCI.BIO.EVOLUTION GOOD GOD ED CONRAD OPRAH WINFREY LADY GAGA HUFFINGTON POST DAVE LETTERMAN UFO VISITORS VIAGRA WALL STREET JOURNAL KEITH OLBERMANN BBC NEWS GREAT BRITAIN LONDON GERMANY FOSSILS LIN LIANGTAI PAUL PZ MYERS DAVID IAIN GREIG
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