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SMITHSONIAN NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF GLASSES

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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from approximately
250 feet underground between coal veins.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from the inner surface of what bears
likeness to a human skull.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS (Or is one a toe?)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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A MESSAGE FROM THE SMITHSONIAN
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We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian
Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that
one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth and soft
organs -- SOME HUMAN[ -- between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in
strata dated at a minimum of 280 million years by the U.S.Geological
Survey, Billo Reilly and Sarah Palin.
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IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would mean that
Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has made a monkey out of
all of us for more than a century, something that just isn't even
remotely possible.
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To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL,  are
dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Basstard has been
right all along while constantly accusing most our most prestigious
finest scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy.
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Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical;evidence to
back up his big mouth and all he is doing is pissing us off royally.
Why, many of us actually toss and turn in our sleep and a few of us
have had messy, stinky diarrhea.since Day One.
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Just take a gander at the Retard's blurry pictures below and you'll
see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified as
petrified bones, etc.
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING FOSSILS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should
look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary
rocks.
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Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the retard's posting of
messages like these.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/0d746d1874428c2d
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.sean-hannity/msg/3425ca3a15cdc0a9
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/95da998f68477f0b
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AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION
TO ED CONRAD'S CRAPPY WEB PAGES:
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http://www.edconrad.org
and
http://www.edconrad.com
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David Iain Greig and the other pseudos at talk.origins
alt.conspiracy alt.true-crime  sci.astro sci.physics
alt.obituaries alt.alien.visitors alt.astronomy, alt.slack
alt.fan.rush-limbaugh alt.fan.howard-stern sci.med
sci.med.pathology sci.geo.geology alt.politics
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WORLD'S TOP-RANKED  UNIVERSITIES
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DON'T Study Real Hard So You Can Become ALMOST as DUMB As Ed Conrad
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Rank    Name of University      Country
1 Harvard University                   USA
2 University of Oxford                   UK
3 University of Cambridge            UK
4 Stanford University                   USA
5 Mass. Institute of Technology   USA
6 University of California, Berkeley USA
7 California Institute of Technology USA
8 Princeton University                   USA
9 Yale University                           USA
10 University of Chicago                USA
11 Columbia University                 USA
12 University of California, San Diego USA
13 Cornell University                     USA
14 University of California, Los Angeles USA
15 University Pennsylvania USA
16 University of Wisconsin, Madison USA
17 University of Washington, Seattle USA
18 Tokyo University Japan
19 Univ. of California, San Francisco USA
20 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor USA
21 Kyoto University Japan
22 Imperial College London UK
23 Johns Hopkins University USA
24 University of Toronto Canada
25 University College London UK
26 University of Illinois, Urbana USA
27 Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Zurich Switzerland
28 Washington University, St. Louis USA
29 New York University USA
30 Duke University USA
31 University of Minnesota, Twin Cities USA
32 Northwestern University USA
33 Rockefeller University USA
34 University of Colorado, Boulder USA
35 Univ.of California, Santa Barbara USA
36 University of British Columbia Canada
37 University of Maryland, College Park USA
38 Utrecht University Netherlands
39 University of Texas, Austin USA
40 University of Texas SW Med Center USA
41 Penn State University, University Park
42 University of California, Davis USA
43 Vanderbilt University USA
44 University of California, Irvine USA
45 University of Paris 06 France
46 University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh USA
47 University of Southern California USA
48 Rutgers University, New Brunswick USA
49 University of Manchester UK
50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden
51 University of Munich Germany
52 Technical University of Munich Germany
53 University of Florida USA
54 University of Edinburgh UK
55 Australian National University Australia
56 Carnegie Mellon University USA
57 University of Copenhagen Denmark
58 University of Zurich Switzerland
59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel
60 Osaka University Japan
61 McGill University Canada
62 University of Bristol UK
63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
64 Uppsala University Sweden
65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA
66 University of Paris 11 France
67 University of Sheffield UK
68 University of Heidelberg Germany
69 University of Oslo Norway
70 Case Western Reserve University USA
71 Moscow State University Russia
72 University of Leiden Netherlands
73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA
74 University of Helsinki Finland
75 University of Rochester USA
76 University of Melbourne Australia
77 Tohoku University Japan
78 University of Nottingham UK
79 University of Arizona USA
80 Michigan State University USA
81 King's College London UK
82 Boston University USA
83 University of Basel Switzerland
84 Stockholm University Sweden
85 Brown University USA
86 University of Goettingen Germany
87 Rice University USA
88 Texas A&M Univ. College Station USA
89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan
90 University of Birmingham UK
91 University of Utah USA
92 University of Freiburg Germany
93 McMaster University Canada
94 Nagoya University Japan
95 University of Iowa USA
96 University of Strasbourg 1 France
97 Ecole Normale Super Paris France
98 Indiana University, Bloomington USA
99 Arizona State University, Tempe USA
100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy
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