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Article #118SMITHSONIAN NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF GLASSES
From: LADY GOOGOO
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:08
Date: Tue, 14 Jun 2011 12:08
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< PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER < Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from approximately 250 feet underground between coal veins. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg < Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human cranium. http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg < American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried blood in granules removed from the inner surface of what bears likeness to a human skull. < ===================== < PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS (Or is one a toe?) < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg < ======================== < A MESSAGE FROM THE SMITHSONIAN < We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth and soft organs -- SOME HUMAN[ -- between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in strata dated at a minimum of 280 million years by the U.S.Geological Survey, Billo Reilly and Sarah Palin. < IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would mean that Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has made a monkey out of all of us for more than a century, something that just isn't even remotely possible. < To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL, are dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Basstard has been right all along while constantly accusing most our most prestigious finest scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy. < Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical;evidence to back up his big mouth and all he is doing is pissing us off royally. Why, many of us actually toss and turn in our sleep and a few of us have had messy, stinky diarrhea.since Day One. < Just take a gander at the Retard's blurry pictures below and you'll see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified as petrified bones, etc. < OTHER MIND-BOGGLING FOSSILS < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg < OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS < WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg < http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg < See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary rocks. < Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the retard's posting of messages like these. < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/0d746d1874428c2d < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.sean-hannity/msg/3425ca3a15cdc0a9 < http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/95da998f68477f0b < AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION TO ED CONRAD'S CRAPPY WEB PAGES: < http://www.edconrad.org and http://www.edconrad.com < David Iain Greig and the other pseudos at talk.origins alt.conspiracy alt.true-crime sci.astro sci.physics alt.obituaries alt.alien.visitors alt.astronomy, alt.slack alt.fan.rush-limbaugh alt.fan.howard-stern sci.med sci.med.pathology sci.geo.geology alt.politics < ================== < WORLD'S TOP-RANKED UNIVERSITIES < DON'T Study Real Hard So You Can Become ALMOST as DUMB As Ed Conrad < Rank Name of University Country 1 Harvard University USA 2 University of Oxford UK 3 University of Cambridge UK 4 Stanford University USA 5 Mass. Institute of Technology USA 6 University of California, Berkeley USA 7 California Institute of Technology USA 8 Princeton University USA 9 Yale University USA 10 University of Chicago USA 11 Columbia University USA 12 University of California, San Diego USA 13 Cornell University USA 14 University of California, Los Angeles USA 15 University Pennsylvania USA 16 University of Wisconsin, Madison USA 17 University of Washington, Seattle USA 18 Tokyo University Japan 19 Univ. of California, San Francisco USA 20 University of Michigan, Ann Arbor USA 21 Kyoto University Japan 22 Imperial College London UK 23 Johns Hopkins University USA 24 University of Toronto Canada 25 University College London UK 26 University of Illinois, Urbana USA 27 Swiss Federal Institute of Technology, Zurich Switzerland 28 Washington University, St. Louis USA 29 New York University USA 30 Duke University USA 31 University of Minnesota, Twin Cities USA 32 Northwestern University USA 33 Rockefeller University USA 34 University of Colorado, Boulder USA 35 Univ.of California, Santa Barbara USA 36 University of British Columbia Canada 37 University of Maryland, College Park USA 38 Utrecht University Netherlands 39 University of Texas, Austin USA 40 University of Texas SW Med Center USA 41 Penn State University, University Park 42 University of California, Davis USA 43 Vanderbilt University USA 44 University of California, Irvine USA 45 University of Paris 06 France 46 University of Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh USA 47 University of Southern California USA 48 Rutgers University, New Brunswick USA 49 University of Manchester UK 50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden 51 University of Munich Germany 52 Technical University of Munich Germany 53 University of Florida USA 54 University of Edinburgh UK 55 Australian National University Australia 56 Carnegie Mellon University USA 57 University of Copenhagen Denmark 58 University of Zurich Switzerland 59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel 60 Osaka University Japan 61 McGill University Canada 62 University of Bristol UK 63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill 64 Uppsala University Sweden 65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA 66 University of Paris 11 France 67 University of Sheffield UK 68 University of Heidelberg Germany 69 University of Oslo Norway 70 Case Western Reserve University USA 71 Moscow State University Russia 72 University of Leiden Netherlands 73 Purdue University, West Lafayette USA 74 University of Helsinki Finland 75 University of Rochester USA 76 University of Melbourne Australia 77 Tohoku University Japan 78 University of Nottingham UK 79 University of Arizona USA 80 Michigan State University USA 81 King's College London UK 82 Boston University USA 83 University of Basel Switzerland 84 Stockholm University Sweden 85 Brown University USA 86 University of Goettingen Germany 87 Rice University USA 88 Texas A&M Univ. 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