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ED CONRAD NO LONGER EATING HUMBLE PIE . .

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From: LADY GOOGOO
Date: Fri, 24 Jun 2011 13:32
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The Science Channel must've had its head inside its rectum when it
compiled its list of The 100 Greatest Discoveries of All Time..
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http://science.discovery.com/convergence/100discoveries/big100/big100.html
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See, it screwed up royally because Ed Conrad ain't even on the list
even though his mind-boggling discovery -- MAN AS OLD AS COAL -- puts
whatever it believes is the greatest (Galileo?, Copernicus?, Tommy
Edison?)  way, way down in second place.
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 Ed Conrad, you must understand, is sick of eating Humble Pie.
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Of course we must by now be well aware that the Scientific
Establishment is phonier than an $8 bill. protecting -- at all cost --
its woeful theories and hot-air paradigms.
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And, YES, the sci-boys and girls have done their very best to ridicule
Ed Conrad  over these last three decades.
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But the fact is, they've done it with a total absence of honest
scientijfic investigation and, instead, have resorted to nothing but
deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy -- not to mention
tampering with physical evidence from time to time.
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However, just like a Timex watch, good ol' Ed "takes many a licking
but he keeps on ticking.":
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PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN BOULDER .
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Photo shows 662-pound boulder after it was removed from approximately
250 feet underground between coal veins.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour of a human
cranium.

http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va., identified dried
blood in granules removed from the inner surface of what bears
likeness to a human skull.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS (Or is one a toe?)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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A REBUTTAL FROM THE SMITHSONIAN
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We, esteemed executives and staff members of the Smithsonian
Institution here in Washington, D.C., hereby declare here and now that
one Ed Conrad has NOT discovered petrified bones, teeth and soft
organs -- SOME HUMAN -- between coal veins near Mahanoy City, Pa., in
strata dated at a minimum of 280 million years by the U.S.Geological
Survey, Billo Reilly and Sarah Palin.
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IF true -- which it definitely isn't -- it certainly would mean that
Charley Darwin and his Theory of Evolution has made a monkey out of
all of us for more than a century, something that just isn't even
remotely possible.
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To admit that Mr. Conrad is right -- that WE, who know it ALL,  are
dead wrong -- would be a direct insult to our Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment and would prove that this Ignorant Bastard has been
right all along while constantly accusing most our most prestigious
finest scientists of deceit, deception, collusion and conspiracy.
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Ed Conrad, you see, simply DOES NOT possess the physical;evidence to
back up his big mouth and all he is doing is pissing us off royally.
Why, many of us actually toss and turn in our sleep and a few of us
have had messy, stinky diarrhea.since Day One.
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Just take a gander at the Retard's blurry pictures below and you'll
see for yourself that NONE of them could possibly be identified as
petrified bones, etc.
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING FOSSILS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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See, we here at the Smithsonian ALL KNOW what genuine fossils should
look like and it's obvious that all of these look like common ordinary
rocks.
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Meanwhile, we pay absolutely no attention to the retard's posting of
messages like these.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/0d746d1874428c2d
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.sean-hannity/msg/3425ca3a15cdc0a9
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http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med/msg/95da998f68477f0b
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AND WE CERTAINLY PAY NO ATTENTION
TO ED CONRAD'S CRAPPY WEB PAGES:
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http://www.edconrad.org
and
http://www.edconrad.com
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David Iain Greig and the other pseudos at talk.origins
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<      ODE TO THE EVOLUTIONISTS
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The pseudos, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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http://www.edconrad.com
and
http://www.edconrad.org
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