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    WASHINGTON, DC. (Rueters)
-- In one of the most frightening
situations in the nation's capital
since 911, a Smithsonian pseudo-
scientist had his head removed
from his rectum just before he
became a corpse.
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     It was especially disgusting to
a bunch of kiddies from New York
and Pennsylvania who were waiting
for the National Museum of Natural
History to open.
     "Several of our chiklren actually
puked," said one of their adult
chaperons.
     The drama unfolded when the
Smithsonian evolutionist first
asked the kiddies if they've ever
heard of one Ed Conrad who has
long claimed evolution is total
bullshit and that man is as old as
coal.
    When a third-grader said his
dad had some of Ed's 276,434
postings on Google, the pseudo
asked the crowd if they knew what
Ed Conrad looks like in the eyes
of the Scientific Establishment.
    At that point, he climbed on a
large flower pot, ripped off his
clothes, rubbed his behind with
what looked like Vaseline and
then proceeded to shove his head
into his recutum.
    Indeed, It was not a pleasant sight.
    Soon, squadrons of police and
emergency personnel arrived and
men in white coats soon had the
Dirty Old Lunatic in tow, his head
inside a yellow butterfly net.
      A spokesman for the Smithsonian
said its employee's actions were
totally out of line and refused to
identify him.
       "But, grant you, the kiddies
DID SEE a helluva show," he added.
"Heck, you'd have to pay $8-9 to
see something like this at a carnival."
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ED CONRAD'S CONTRIBUTIONS TO MANKIND
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"GOOD GOD!" Boy, you can say THAT again!
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