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A security camera high above one of the commodes in a Smithsonian
men's room captures a photo of David Ian Greig, moderator of
talk.origins, practicing for his breathtaking appearance outside the
National Museum of History building.
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Without even a change of underwear, Greig
performs his mindboggling feat that caused three women to faint and a
few kiddies to go into hysterics.
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http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
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ED CONRAD'S PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS
HAVE EVOLUTIONISTS SCARED SHITLESS
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For nearly 30 years the tenured fossils of the Pseudo-Scientific
Establishment have adamantly denied that I've discovered petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs (SOME HUMAN) between coal veins.
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Physical anthropologists, paleontologists, archaeologists,
geologists,
the Mancurian candidates of talk.origins -- birds of a feather who
flock together -- have adamantly
insisted they are nothing but rocks or concretions.
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The only problem is that a wide variety of state-of-the-art testing
has been performed on the most mind-boggling specimens -- those I
insist are human --and has proven otherwise, confirming they are what
I've long insisted they are.
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You see, members of the cientific "academia" have absolutely no
desire
to search for truth regarding man's origin and ancestry. All
they've ever wanted to do -- and have done -- is protect their vested
asses, singing Glory Hallelujah about the mythology known as
evolution.
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So I think it's time that we step into the ring and conclusively
separate scientific truth from pseudoscience pablum by re-testing
the two specimens that American Medical Laboratories (AML) determined
contain dried blood.
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A re-test would reveal that the prestigious lab is absolutely correct
(and so am I), that these two specimens are neither rock nor
oncretion
but, in fact, fossils of men (or women) who inhabited the earth while
coal was being formed 280 million years ago.
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See, you just don't find dried blood in a rock.
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Now then, I hereby challenge the Smithsonian and the rest of the
Pseudo-Scientific Establishment to put its reputation where its mouth
is and agree to have similiar testing done before the eyes of the
world, hopefully on live TV.
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IF it refuses, you'll know it is as guilty as sin, a message I've
been
delivering for 29 years.
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Undoubtedly upset about this challenge are the squirmin' vermin at
the
Smithsonian, at the University of California-Berkeley, at Penn State
University, at the University of Pennsylvania, at the Paleontological
Research Institute, at Harvard, at Temple -- and even at McGill and
Concordia universities in Montreal (and this list could go on and
on).
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These Scoundrels of Science have long claimed that I'm a dreamer and
hallucinator, but the results of a re-test will establish
conclusively
that my accusations of their deceit, deception, conspiracy and
collusion are indeed correct.
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Here are the two specimens to be re-tested:
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested the top specimen and
identified it as calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken
off.
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The second specimen hardly needs an expert in comparative human
anatomy to tell us what it undoubtedly must be, since even a second-
grader can see the obvious similarity.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
           -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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Here is a copy of AML's report following testing of the specimen
which
Krogman identified as a human calvarium.
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This URL also contains written confirmation of B-O-N-E during an
examination and testing of one of my specimens by Dr, Geoffrey
Bourne,
longtime director of Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center.
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The URL reveals the results of scanning electronic microscopy (SEM)
photos of the surface features of one of the specimens  found between
coal veins -- actually, an object that Krogman identified as a tibia
-- as well as a microscopic view conforming the presence of Haversian
canals, the tell-tale sign of bone.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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TEST RESULT OF GRANULES REMOVED FROM
SKULL-LIKE OBJECT EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Submitted by Physicians Clinical Laboratory
Hazleton National Bank Building
101 W. Broad St.
Hazleton, Pa. 18201
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51945059/0              Received: 04/08/2000
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75843/Chantilly                              For Null
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CALCULUS ANALYSIS BY CRYSTALOGRAPHY
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The specimen consists of a few small pieces of dried blood. None of
the constituents normally found in urinary calculi are present.
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*** FINAL REPORT ***
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CP 978171-CS 84751
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Nathan Sherman, M.D.
Director of Laboratories
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If the Pseudoscientific Establishment agrees to this challenge --
which, of course, it won't --It'll finally establish beyond all doubt
that man IS as old as coal, evolution is a pipe dream and the so-
called "scientists" -- the sleazeballs -- involved in searching for
answers about man's true origin and ancestry are phonier than a
counterfeit $3 bill.
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300...
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."      -- Plato
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH,
AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPARTMENT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub gently with Viagra).
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<  THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Ed Conrad and his trusty Husky named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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<   PLEASE DON'T SAVE THE WHALE
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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