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      MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters)
-- A group of evolutionists waiting
outside Ed Conrad's home for the
good news of his demise were
disappointed when the Ignorant
Bastard emerged alive despite
a black eye and a swollen lip.
      Borough police said Conrad
got into fisticuffs with an Old Fart
ID'd as Francis "The Grim" Reaper
after deciding it wasn't yet his
time to go.
      An ugly brawl ensued and
neighbors called the police.
      "I must've been thinking like
Glenn Beck when I thought it was
my time to go," Conrad told an
offficer. "But if I quit, the atheists
win, and I decided that I can't have
that."
      Both men were charged with
disorderly conduct and causing
a helluva disturbance.
      A hospital spokesman said Mr.
Reaper has a broken nose, three
broken knuckles and one slighlty
crushed testacle.
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<         EARLIER STORY
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Charlie:
DON'T submit this Obit to alt.obituaries or
The New York Times until I confirm that
the Ignorant Pr*ck has turned ice cold.
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           NEWS BULLETIN
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     MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters)
-- After making a monkey out of the
corrupt "Scoundrels of Science" for
nearly three decades, Ed Conrad
has announced that his thankless
job is completed and he's ready
to die and meet his Maker.
    Conrad, who has discovered
petrified human bones between
coal veins that prove Darwin's theory
of evolution is utter bullshit, has
been the subject of incredible deceit,
deception, collusion and conspiracy
by the Scientific Establishment.
     The brainwashed pseudo-sci
boys and girls, however, continue
to defend the factless, facetious
theory of evolution despite Ed's
mountain of physical evidence
to the contrary.
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This why Ed sat down and wrote
this neat poem about them before
he departs this word.
     He dedicated it to the phonies
with whom he has dealt personally,
including the "experts" at the
Smithsonian Institution, University
of California at Berkeley, Penn
State University, the University
of Pennsylvania, Johns Hopkins
University, Paleontological Research
Institute, American Museum of Natural
History, La Brea Tar Pits, McGill
and Concordia universities (both in
Montreal), Association of Physical
Anthropolgists, the American Assn.
for the Advancement of Science,
American Anthropological Association
and the morons posting to talk.origins
and si.bio.evolution,  to mention just
a few.
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It must be understood that there is NOT A SHRED of physical evidence
that man had emerged from a lower life form and anyone who insists it
did -- like Richard Hawkings, Stephen Hawking and David Iain Greig
(the
moderator of talk.origins) -- is nothing more than a dreamer and
hallucinator.
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<           CRIME IN RHYME
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Evolutionists, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested.
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ED CONRAD'S LAST WILL AND TESTIMONY
<                   By Ed Conrad
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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For nearly 30 years the tenured fossils of the Scientific
Establishment have adamantly denied that I've discovered petrified
bones, teeth and even soft organs (SOME HUMAN)
between coal veins.
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Physical anthropologists, paleontologists, archaeologists, geologists
-- birds of a feather who sleep together (mind you, w/o underwear)
-- have adamantly insisted they are nothing more than rocks or
concretions.
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The only problem is that a wide variety of state-of-the-art testing
has confirmed that some of the fossils are indeed human despite what
the "Scoundrels of Science" say.
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You see, members of the scientific "academia," concerned only about
protecting their vested interests, have had absolutely no desire
to search for truth regarding man's true origin and ancestry.
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All they've ever wanted to do -- and have done -- is protect their
vested asses, singing Glory Hallelujah about mythology (more commonly
known as evolution).
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htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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So I think it's time that we stepped into the ring and conclusively
separated scientific truth from pseudoscience pablum by re-testing
the
two specimens that American Medical Laboratories (AML) determined
contain dried blood.
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A re-test would reveal that the prestigious lab is absolutely
correct,
that these two mind-boggling fossils are neither rocks nor
concretions
but, in fact, the physical remains of of men (and/or women or
children)) who inhabited the earth while coal was being formed 280
million years ago. See, you can't find dried blood in a rock.
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Now then, I hereby challenge the Scientific Establishment to put its
reputation where its mouth is and agree to have similiar testing done
before the eyes of the world, hopefully on live TV (but not the Fox
Channel).
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IF it refuses, you'll know it is as guilty as sin, a message I've
been
delivering for 29 years.
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The squirmin' vermin, who wouldn't recognize truth if they tripped
over it, have long claimed that I'm a dreamer and hallucinator, but
the results of a re-test will establish conclusively that accusations
of  deceit, deception, conspiracy and collusion are indeed correct.
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Here are the two specimens to be re-tested:
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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The late Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost human
anatomists and author of the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine," had personally examined and tested the top specimen and
identified it as calvarium, a human skull with the eye sockets broken
off.
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The second specimen hardly needs an expert in comparative human
anatomy to tell us what it undoubtedly must be, since even a second-
grader can see the obvious similarity.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
      -- Wilton Krogman to a colleague while
<       examining and identifying the calvarium
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories, after testing both specimens, stated
in
its Official Report that both contain dried blood via Calulus by
Crystallography.
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The Official Report was authorized by Dr,Nathan Sherman, Director of
Laboratories.
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Meanwhile, confirmation of petrified bone also was obtained from Dr.
Geoffrey Bourne, longtime director of Yerkes Regional Primate
Research Center.
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Additionally, it should be noted that interior surface features are
identical to bone at 2,000 times magnification via SEM, a scanning
electron microscope.
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The URL is the SEM photo of the specimen that Krogman had identified
as a tibia and one of the specimens that AML tested and determined
contained dried blood.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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Last but certainly not least, the URL also reveals photos of the
presence of Haversian canals, the tell-tale indicator of bone.
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If the Pseudoscientific Establishment agrees to the above challenge
--
which, obviously, it won't -- it'll finally establish beyond all
doubt
that man IS as old as coal, that evolution is a pipe dream and that
the so-alled "scientists" -- the scumbags -- entrusted to search for
honest answers about man's true origin and ancestry are phonier than
a
$4 bill.
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH,
AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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More Pix of Human Skull Embedded in Boulder
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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<         WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
Whoops! Maybe THIS is is the Oldest Tool . . .
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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OTHER FOSSILS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPT.
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
htp://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins
beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid,
meteor or comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable
physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or rub gently with Viagra).
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
<                 "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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MORE TESTING ON THE HUMAN CALVARIUM
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http://science.niuz.biz/ed-t74789.html?s=9af8caf7d999a8f2a3f3e06e32d31767&amp;s=d0042359ad6150ae11d37b910e01a544&s=9b78045d0d2bb966f42662407dd421da&
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Ed Conrad takes a break while digging for petrified human fossils.
http://www.edconrad.org/oldascoal/page4_files/body_data/conradshovel.jpg
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Ed Conrad and his trusty Husky named Blue.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/EdnBlue.JPG
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<          DON'T SAVE THE WHALE
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light." -- Plato
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"You're not only fighting
the man in the ring, Ed.
You're also fighting the
referee and the three judges."
-- Clayton Lennon (1900-1996)
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Ignore this line. It doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html
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See. I told you.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Man as Old as Coal
and
Death Does Not Exist
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Study Real Hard So You Can Become Almost As Smart
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40 University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center USA
41 Pennsylvania State University, University Park USA
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45 University of Paris 06 France
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47 University of Southern California USA
48 Rutgers State University, New Brunswick USA
49 University of Manchester UK
50 Karolinska Institute, Stockholm Sweden
51 University of Munich Germany
52 Technical University of Munich Germany
53 University of Florida USA
54 University of Edinburgh UK
55 Australian National University Australia
56 Carnegie Mellon University USA
57 University of Copenhagen Denmark
58 University of Zurich Switzerland
59 Hebrew University, Jerusalem Israel
60 Osaka University Japan
61 McGill University Canada
62 University of Bristol UK
63 University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill USA
64 Uppsala University Sweden
65 Ohio State University, Columbus USA
66 University of Paris 11 France
67 University of Sheffield UK
68 University of Heidelberg Germany
69 University of Oslo Norway
70 Case Western Reserve University USA
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72 University of Leiden Netherlands
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74 University of Helsinki Finland
75 University of Rochester USA
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89 Tokyo Institute of Technology Japan
90 University of Birmingham UK
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100 University of Rome La Sapienza Italy
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