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Wikipedia, its rear end scorched by the heat in the kitchen, has
published a new answer to that time-honored question:
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Well, for starters, Ed's skin is thicker than a concrete rhinoceros.
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Perhaps nobody in the history of history -- not Galileo, not
Copernicus, not even the late, great Immanuel Velikovsky -- has been
the target of so much anger and animosity for as long (30 years) as
poor Ed.
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Yet, just like Timex, he "takes a licking and keeps on ticking."
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Actually, there are two reasons why members of the Pseudoscientific
Establishment hate Ed with a passion and have restorted to just about
every dirty trick in the book to make him look like a fool and, of
course, an Ignorant Prick,
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See, they can't stand the fact that he has discovered petrified bones,
teeth and soft organs -- some HUMAN -- between anthracite coal veins.
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Hell, they realize his mind-boggling discoveries blow the theory of
evolution to bits, probably even worse than the hundreds of tons of
explosives that brought down the WTC Towers on 911.
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And, of course, they're also scared shitless that Ed is the world's
leading expert on death and dying, offering proof that you don't
really die when you're dead, especially pissing off atheists and
evolutionists -- and maybe even BillO Reilly and Glenn Beck.
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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The really nice thing about Ed Conrad is that he is making these
monumental contributions to mankind without seeking fame or fortune.
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As Ed quoted Horace Mann on Larry "The" King Live a few weeks ago, his
motto is: "Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for
humanity."
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Naturally, he also quoted world-famous philosopher Clayton Lennon who
thought deeply, took a puff from his stinky cigar, blew a nice round
smoke ring and remarked:
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"You're not only fighting the man in the ring, Ed. You're also
fighting the referee and the three judges."
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WHY WIKIPEDIA CHANGED ITS TUNE
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."      -- Plato
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WHO IS ED CONRAD?
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Well, this is what Wikipedia had the audacity to write . . .
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Ed Conrad is a layman who in the early 1980s discovered some rocks in
a coal field which he believes are human skulls which date back 280
million years or so, 200 million years before modern science claims
that man evolved. These rocks have been examined by scientists,
including those at the Smithsonian Institute, who have reported that
the rocks are just rocks and not of human
origin, but Conrad persists in believing there is a mass conspiracy
among anthropologists and paleontologists to keep it secret as to when
man actually first appeared on Earth. He posts regularly in several
Usenet news groups devoted to the origins of man, frequently changing
his username to get around the filters that people set to
avoid his posts.
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This is a recent FBI file photo of The Ignorant Prick.
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg.
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For the record, Wikipedia may have even more vested interests than the
slimeballs in anthropology and paleontology, more than he
evolutionists and atheists, more than all the phonies laying games
with truth within the Psudoscientific Establishment.
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I informed Wikipedia that it's answer to "Who is Ed Conrad?" was pure
crap -- based on state-of-the art scientific testing peformed on many
ofthe countless petrified bones, teeth and soft organs (some HUMAN)
discovered between coal veins.
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I was totally ignored.
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I mean, how can you possibly identify Ed Conrad as an Ignorant Prick
when he has physical evidence galore . . .
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HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
   (Discovered Between Anthracite Coal Veins)
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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TEST RESULT OF GRANULES REMOVED FROM
SKULL-LIKE OBJECT EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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Submitted by Physicians CLinical Laboratory
Hazleton National Bank Building
101 W. Broad St.
Hazleton, Pa. 18201
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51945059/0              Received: 04/08/2000
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75843/Chantilly                              For Null
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CALCULUS ANALYSIS BY CRYSTALOGRAPHY
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The specimen consists of a few small pieces of dried blood. None of
the constituents normally found in urinary calculi are present.
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*** FINAL REPORT ***
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CP 978171-CS 84751
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Nathan Sherman, M.D.
Director of Laboratories
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SOME OTHER TEST RESULTS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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<           NO BONES ABOUT IT
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Here are SEM photos of the internal surface structure of the specimen
when compared to the internal surface structure of human bone.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/bones.jpg
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH,
AND SOFT ORGANS -- SOME HUMAN --
FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
ttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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HORSE OF A DIFFERENT FIRE DEPARTMENT
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
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Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath
Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact of an asteroid, meteor or
comet having struck the earth and offering the undeniable physical
evidence of a catastrophe.
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Click on the URL to make it larger (or sprinkle lightly with Viagra).
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
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RESEARCH BY AN HONEST SCIENTIST
     --  Lin Liangtai of Taipei, Taiwan  --
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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http://wretchfossil.blogspot.com/2010/02/human-leg-bone-fossil-of-300-mya.html
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WIKIPEDIA AS PHONY AS A $4 BILL
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Wikipedia, sadly, has attempted to pulll the wool over people's eyes,
same as the pseudoscientists who have long been involved in
perpentrating a monumental lie -- the evolution of man -- against
mankind.
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It can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all
of the time but it has learned to its regret that it failed miserably
in its attempt to con Ed CONrad.
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Thank goodness I had my trusty Brownie when Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales,
founder of Wikipedia, recently visited the Smithsonian.
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ED CONRAD FACES CLASS-ACTION SUIT
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This is an updated list of organizations and individuals participating
in the class-action lawsuit against Ed Conrad.
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Smithsonian Institution
Penn State University
60 Minutes
The Estate of Charles Darwin
Harvard University
Johns Hopkins University
University of California-Berkeley
Al Qaeda
Al Einsten
American Academy of Arts and Sciences
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Anatomists
Cast of Operation Repo
American Anthropological Association
Billo Reilly Glenn Beck Sean "Ins" Hannity (joint entry)
American Journal of Physical Anthropology
American Medical Association
Zinkag 41  (Autonomus Unit Zinkag 41, brood assemblage Delta 64)
American Museum of Natural History
American Civil Liberties Union ACLU
Liz Cheney
American Society for Investigative Pathology
American Society of Human Genetics
Geological Society of America
L'Osservatore Romano
Paleontological Research Institute (PRI)
Billy Graham
Federation of American Scientists
Science Nature Omni Penthouse magazines
Smithsonian Custodial Employees (Local 666)
Gov. Ed Rendell
New England Journal of Medicine
Paul PZ Myers University of Minnesota
Michelle Malkin
Raymond Rye II
Geraldo Rivera
British Petroleum BP
Roger Cuffey
Larry King (But you can call me "The")
Pope Benedict XVI c/o The Vatican
Wayne Clough Secretary of Smithsonian
Stephen Hawking
Stephen Colbert
Sen. John Boner
The Estate of the Leakey Family
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Journal of Pathology
Rudy Giuliani
Michele Bachmann
American Medical Association
The Grim Reaper
American Society for Investigative Pathology
Popeye the Sailor Man
Armed Forces Institute of Pathology
Father Guido Sarducci and Mother Teresa
Association for Molecular Pathology
talk.origins (David Iain Greig, moderator)
sci.bio.evolution
College of American Pathologists
C-span
Cornell University Medical College
Forensic Files
GWB, Crawford, Texas (name withheld by request))
International Academy of Pathology
NBC
Rupert Murdoch
ABC
Lindsay Lohan
Taliban Federation
Fox News
MSNBC
CNN
New England Journal of Medicine
Opponents of Intelligent Design
sci.med.pathology
Karl Rove
Canadian Association for Physical     Anthropology
Cleveland Museum of Natural History
Tiger Woods
Institute of Human Origins
Society for Medical Anthropology
Kenneth and Gloria Copeland
American Journal of Pathology
Alexander Emmanuel "A-Rod" Rodriguez
American Society of Primatologists
Orly Taitz
National Primate Association
La Brea Tar Pits, Los Angeles
Oral Roberts
British Petroleum BP
Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center
Gorilla Foundation
The Banana Republic
AAA (Amalgamated Atheists of America)
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NOTE: For some reason Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales, founder of Wikipedia, has
suddenly backed out
of the class-action lawsuit.