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WALMART ALMOST SOLD OUT OF ED CONRAD DARTBOARDS

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From: Doctor Evil
Date: Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:39
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Don't miss out on the Dartboard's first new
bull's-eye in 113 years.
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        WASHINGTON, DC. (Rueters) --
The Smithsonian Institution, grateful
for the new statue that Ed Conrad had
erected outside its Museum of  Natural
History, has reciprocated by unveiling
the new Ed Conrad Dartboard for use
by near-sighted people everywhere.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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Below is a photo of the new Smithsonian statue
that, sources say, David Iain Greig, moderator
of talk.origins, had proudly posed for.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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(Other sources, however, say the model
for the statue probably is been Paul (PZ)
Myers of the University of Minnesota;
Alan Mann, emeritus anthropologist at
the University of Pennsylvania; or Richard
Dawkins, famous evolutionist, author
and bullshit artist.
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SMITHSONIAN DOING A HEADS-UP JOB
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None other than the late, great Wilton M. Krogman, one
of the world's foremost experts on human anatomy and
author of "The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,"
identified one of Ed Conrad's petrified discoveries as human.
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He patiently examined it, measured its length vs. width with
caliphers, then called it as a calvarium, which is a human skull with
the eye sockets broken off.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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A few moments later, a colleague of Krogman at the Cooper
Clinic in Lancaster. Pa., entered the room to search through
a filing cabinet when the internationally acclaimed human
anatomist told him: "Doctor, come over here and see the oldest human
skull ever found."
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Since the specimen was found between anthracite coal veins in NE
Pennsylvania, it is geologically dated at a minimum of 280 million
years old (knocking the socks off Charlie Darwin lying in his grave.)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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I informed Generalisimo David Iain Greig and his Army of
Manchurian Candidates at talk.origins about Krogman's
astute pronouncement but, unfortunately, they responded
with thier usual ridicule, probably because the vast majority
are brain-dead zombies who have no desire to identify -- and accept --
truth.
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Why, even one of the psuedoscientists got his jollies off by posting a
message in response to "Apes, Men and Morons," the book seriously
questioning the validity of the Theory of Evoluton hat was written  by
no less than Earnest Hooton, emritus professor of anthropology at
Harvard University.
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<       APES AND ED CONRAD THE MORON
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rick <rsatt...@iglou.com> wrote to sci.anthropology, talk.origins and
sci.archaeology in response to  "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron":
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> Ed Conrad had prompted it by stating:
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In fact, Dr. Hooton made his feelings known -- as a  true scientist
should -- when he published a book which he appropriately entitled
"Apes,  Men and Morons,"
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>:> Commented Rick:
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>:> He (Hooton) misnamed it.
>:> Should have been "Apes and Ed Conrad the Moron."
>:> Does anyone know what institution this moron is in?
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Yes, Douche Brain, I indeed have spent some time in an
institution.
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The Smithsonian INSTITUTION.
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Had to leave, though.
They refused to open the windows to let their stink out.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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<   PROOF EVOLUTION A MONUMENTAL CONSPIRACY
<    Probably even worse than the First Men on the Moon)
<       (Or JFK's Assassination or the 911 Conspiracy
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z6femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z7femur.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully,jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/zedjaw.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/MoreFossils.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladdery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus8.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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<   WHERE THESE BEAUTIES WERE FOUND
<
Here's a map showing a spectacular cross-section of coal
veins beneath Mahanoy City,  Pa. It reveals the impact
of an asteroid, meteor or comet having struck the earth and
offering the uundeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe.
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Some of the URLs below showing the result of the impact
can be enlarged by clicking on them.
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<      THE ANATOMY OF A CATACLYSM
<                  "Oh, the Humanity"
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383101&p=61
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472392315&p=62
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http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=lin440315&b=22&f=1472383097&p=63
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<  OLDEST HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/z11calv.jpg
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Wilton M. Krogman, one of the world's foremost experts
on human anatomy, holds what he had identified as
a petrified human calvarium, a skull with the eye sockets
broken off, that was discovered between coal veins.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/krogwskull.jpg
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Krogman is shown at his desk at the world-famous Cooper
Clinic in Lancaster, Pa., where moments later he beckoned
a colleague -- a medical doctor -- to examine what he told him
was "the oldest human skull ever found."
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A CATscan was performed on this specimen with
favorable results.
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/catcalv.jpg
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Meanwhile, Haversian canals were identified in the
cell structure, the tell-tale sign of bone. And dried
blood was found on the specimen during testing at
American Medical Laboratories in Chantilly, Va.
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This is the official report from AML which had
performed Calculus Analysis by Crystallography.
The final report, dated April 21, 2000, was issued
by Dr. Nathan Sherman, director of laboratories.
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> "The specimen consists of 1 irregularly
>  shaped, brown calculus weighing less
>  than 0.0010 grams and measuring 1X1X0.5
>  mm. No nidus is observed. The calculi
>  indicates a composition of dried blood
>  intermingled with a few small crystals
>  resembling calcium oxalate dihydrate."
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/z12calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/z13cav.jpg
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<   SEM COMPARISON  OF SPECIMEN THAT
<   TOP ANATOMIST IDENTIFIED AS A TIBIA
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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Scanning Electron Microscopy of internal surface of the fossi
that Krogman identified as a tibia. Both photos were taken
at 2,000X.
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http://www.edconrad.org/images/bones.jpg
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TODAY'S BONUS
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST, YOU MORON
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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"Be ashamed to die until you have won
some victory for mankind."
<                                   -- Horace Mann
<          Conclusion to commencement
<        address at Antioch College, 1859
<
"I'm not quite there yet, Professor Mann.
But it isn't because I ain't trying."
<                                        -- Ed Conrad
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