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     STOCKHOLM (Rueters) -- The
Nobel Foundation announced today
that the 2008 Nobel Prize for Science
has been awarded to Ed Conrad,
the man who kicked evolution in the
testicles.
   The prestigious Smithsonian Institution
promptly responded and revealed it will
give him a plague.
   "We'd like it to be the Bubonic," said
an official for the American Association
for the Disadvancement of Science.He
deserves nothing less."
   Meanwhile,
   Contacted at his cubicle in the
 Home for the Criminally Insane in
Shenandoah, Pa., Conrad had this
brief comment when handed the phone
after his straitjacket was removed:
   "The anthros, their interests SO vested.
And Poor Truth for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
    Conrad then feebly pointed to
the ceiling of his 6 x 8-foot padded
enclosure and chuckled, claiming none
of the nurses had  ever noticed it.
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Then the bastard lifted up the toilet seat
and this grotesque picture could be
seen. (First make sure all of the kiddies
are in bed.)
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   Conrad, long admired by Bill
O'Reily and his Lunatic Fringe
and a big fan of Rush Limbaugh,,
remarked with a twinkle in his evil
eye:
    "If pseudos' noses would glow
Like Santa's Rudolph, you know
Whenever they're telling a lie
It might put an end to the flow
Of all the HOT AIR they blow
And Truth might start flying high."'
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THREE CHEERS FOR ED CONRAD
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