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> Georgie Porgie (BigKauhnaxxx...@us.whitehouse.ovaloffice.gov) > wrote to talk.origins alt.fan.rush-limbaugh alt.tv.keith-olbermann
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As some of you know, Ed Conrad's appearance on Larry King
was postponed a couple of weeks ago and was rescheduled
last night. After watching it from here at Camp David, I have to
admit that Ed is, perhaps, on to something.
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Ed presented his theory "man as old as coal," then they
brought in Richard Dawkins via satellite. The first 30 minutes
was Ed presenting some very impressive carbon dating results
that were confirmed by a senior scientist at MIT. I can't remember
the scientist's name but he did confirm the accuracy of Ed's
findings.
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The most interesting part was when Larry King surprised Ed
and brought StephenHawking on via satellite. I was a bit saddened
to see that Hawking just dismissed Conrad's discoveries out
of hand and really didn't seem to have anything to counter Ed's
argument with...other than to say, "Well, I'll have to look into this
latest finding".
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Now I know we have all ridiculed Ed Conrad on this and other
forums, but I have to say that I will have to take another look
at this issue after seeing Ed's (superb) performance last night.
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He seemed to have Hawkings stumped. But there has got to be
something wrong with Conrad's theory...isn't there?
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Did anyone else see it and have a comment?
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-- GWB, Camp David
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PS -- I know Larry King was impressed. I could see it on his face.
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<        SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF LARRY KING LIVE
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LARRY KING:  Ed, I understand you have made arrangements
to donate your brain to the Smithsonian upon your death.
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ED CONRAD:  Oh, no, Larry!  Actually I donated my brain to the
Smithsonian a couple of years ago and I now live without a brain,
which is why I'm such a screwball.
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LARRY:  Ed, why do you post that list of news agencies
and newspapers taking up precious computer resources
and making our great nation more susceptible to overthrow
by ferin powers?
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ED: Because I'm a freakin' jerk
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TREMENDOUS REACTION
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> Nick Wool wrote to rec.gambling.poker:
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If I wanted to read fundamentalist crap, or fellow fundamentalists
jerking each other off, I'd have logged on to alt.morons. What the
fluck has this to do with poker? Go and sprout your crap somewhere
else.
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> Sirius Howard wrote to sci.astro.amateur, alt.gossip.celebrities,
> nyc.general and alt.california
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Now you're just posting a list of all the countries of the world.
You just can't do anything original, can you?
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There weren't any satellite problems, it was all in your head!
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> donstockba...@hotmail.com wrote to sci.physics, sci.med
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"Oh, Ed, I've never made it with a man who has the intellectual
prowess to post endless lists of universities on Usenet."
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"Darlene, yes, it's a rare man who learns to use the copy buffer
to create a template note containing hundreds of university names
and then post it to Usenet in order to crash the System and allow
America to be overrun by Communists"
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"Ed?
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"Yes, my darling Darlene?"
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"Does posting hundreds of names of universities over and over
and over and over and over and over cause a man to have a 2 inch
pink and purple polka-dotted penis????"
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
Man as Old as Coal
and
Proof of Life After Death
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