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EVOLUTIONISTS ERECT STATUE TO THEMSELVES OUTSIDE SMITHSONIAN -- President Rove to Speak -- Crazed Man Beaten to a Pulp

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From: Ed Conrad
Date: Thu, 07 Jun 2007 18:15
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       WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
A 94-foot-high statue was unveiled
in front of the Smithsonian Institution's
Museum of Natural History today,
honoring the nation's physical anthro-
pologists seeking true answers
about man's origin and ancestry.
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TightFit.jpg
      One protester -- an Ed Conrad, whom
police learned had escaped from the 
Home for the Criminally Insane in Shen-
andoah, Pa. -- was holding up a giant
photo that really stirred up the evolutionists
and led to quite a disturbance. It began
when some lady anthros starting hitting
him over the head with their purses. 
     This is the despicable photo that Conrad
was displaying before he got what he deserved.
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      Fortunately, the instigator was quickly
beaten to a pulp by at least two dozen
Institution scientists -- many with Masters
degrees -- and his petrified coalified brain
looked a bit like mashed potatoes with
gravy. He was then dumped into the Potomac.
      Scheduled speakers were to include
President Karl Rove, VP Paul Wolfowitch,
Dick Cheney, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, 
Donald Rumsfed, George W. Bush, Keith
Olbermann and the REAL Howard Stern.
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Ed Conrad 
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death 
http://www.edconrad.com 
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