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SMITHSONIAN TO GET ED CONRAD'S BRAIN HIS BRAIN TO SCIENCE .

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From: Legally.Insane517
Date: Wed, 23 May 2012 01:50
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You can call Ed Conrad an assh*ole, an ignorant prick or even a
freakin' retard but you can't say
he's not a kind, considerate and generous human bean.
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Ed, you, has just announced that he'll donate his brain to the
Smithsonian.
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Yes, Ed says, he'll miss it but, as JFK once said, "Ask not what your
Scientific Establishment can do for you. Ask what YOU can do for your
Scientific Establishment."
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Here are some very nice  pictures of one hemisphere of the petrified
brain that Ed will donate to the Smithsonian.
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Mind you, it's NOT Ed's own brain that he's donating. It's the one
that he was discovered between anthracite veins that proves, beyond
all reasonable doubt, that man existed on earth some 280 million years
ago while coal was being formed.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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"I'm sure going to miss it," Ed told Billo Reilly on "Countdown With
Bill O'Reilly" on Fox last night.
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This is a picture of the container that Ed's petrified brain probably
came in -- which was found nearby -- but he says he isn't ready to
part with it just yet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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Wilton M. Krogman, the world-famous anatomist and author of the book,
"The Human Skeleton in Forensic Medicine,' is shown examining the bowl-
shaped container
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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Yes, Sherlock Holmes, we're pretty sure you're saying, "Where's the
entire brain? You have only one hemisphere (about half its total
size)."
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That's correct, Shirley, but we're searching for the missing half
right now.
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It should be noted that millions of squirmin' vermin in science, who
are in the habit of stealing their weekly paychecks, have long
insisted that the brain and/or the container it came in are nothing
more than a rock and/or a concretion even though state-of-the-art
testing has revealed that these clowns are full of crap and wouldn't
recognize-- or accept --  truth if they tripped over it.
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Here are more fossils found between coal veins which members of the
Scientific Establishment, fearful of jeopardizing their vested
interests, insist are rocks or concretions.
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Or, as Ed Conrad's good friend Plato once told him:
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"We can forgive a child
who is afraid of the dark.
The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid
of the light."      -- Plato
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 A FEW OF ED CONRAD'S FOSSILS THAT
HAVE "SCIENTISTS" SCARED SHOUTLESS
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<          PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The Human Skeleton in
ForensicMedicine," identified this fossil as a petrified human
calvarium (a
human  skull with the eye-sockets broken off).
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign of bone -- were documented as
existing in this specimen.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton M. Krogman to a colleague
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    PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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 PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from between anthracite
veins at a depth of some 250 feet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour
of a human cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
removed from the inner surface of what bears a distinct likeness to
-- and IS -- a human cranium.
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In addition, more than a half-dozen key human fossils were tested by
American Medical Laboratories (AML), the most prestigious medical lab
in the world, which reported -- in writing -- that they contain dried
blood.
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<  ANOTHER NAIL IN EVOLUTIONISTS' COFFIN
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Dr. Jeremy Dahl, one of the world's leading bone experts and former
longtime director of the Yerkes Regional Primate Research Center in
Atlanta, examined and tested one of Ed Conrad's specimens and -- in
writing -- identified it as a petrified fossil.
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<          OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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<    OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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<             WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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<             EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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<    TIME TO  END THE MONKEY BUSINESS
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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ED CONRAD
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS THAT
CERTAINLY OWE ED CONRAD AN APOLOGY
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora/NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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