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Re: IS IT A ROCK OR A HARD PLACE?

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From: Don Stockbauer
Date: Tue, 29 May 2012 02:38
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On May 14, 9:53 pm, Legally.Insane...@hotmail.com wrote:
> <
> Screw those expensive opthalmologists.
> <
> Get your eyes tested to-day -- for FREE.
> <
> Close both eyes and tell us what you see.
> <
> Is this a man-like whale or a whale-like man?
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
> <
> Either answer is correct. Let's proceed with the test.
> <
> ARE THESE ROCKS OR PETRIFIED BONES?
> <
> (Space available below for your answer)
> <
> Do not begin test until your hear the music
> <http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/
> <
> HUMAN FINGERS  (with fingernails)  . . . ?
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
> <
> "THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL" ?
> <
>  -- Wilton M. Krogman was a world-famous physical anthropologist and
> human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
> Medicine"
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/catcalv.jpg
> <
> =============
> <
> HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER ?
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
> <
> ==============
> <
> A FEMUR  . . . (Still embedded in shale) ?
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
> <
> OTHER "ROCKS" -- OR ARE THEY?http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder1.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpghttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
> <
> OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
>  <
> DON'T LET STATE-OF-ART TESTING RESULTS
> HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DECISION
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
> <
> THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
> SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
> <http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
> <http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif
> <
> <             POET'S CORNER
> <  (Just Killing Time Waiting for Your Answer)
> <
> <          CRIME IN RHYME
> <
> "Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
> And Poor Truth, for too long molested
> Their deceit and deception
> Near the point of perfection
> If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested."
> <
> <                                  -- Ed Conrad
> ==============
> <
> WHAT HONEST SCIENCE LOOKS LIKE
> <http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
> <
> State-of-the-art testing by American Medical Laboratories revealed
> that at least six of Ed Conrad's fossils, all bearing a distinct
> resemblance to human bones via human comparative anatomy,
> contain dried blood and, in some cases, other relative components.
> <
> This offers state-of-the-art scientific evidence that Ed Conrad is
> right and the arrogant, ignorant, pompous buffoons -- masquerading as
> honest scientists -- are dead wrong.
> <
> MAN AS OLD AS COALhttp://www.edconrad.com
> <http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
> <
> ===================
> <
> HOLY MAN BLIND IN ONE EYE, CAN'T SEE OUT  THE OTHERhttp://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
> <
>  LATEST FBI PHOTO OF ED CONRAD
> <     Please don't shoot his eyes out.
> <lhttp://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
> <
> =============
> <
> I am now thoroughly convinced that Ed Conrad's
> mind-boggling discoveries are . . .
> <
> Rocks  _____________ (Please check only one)
> <
> Petrified Bones  ______
> <
> LIMIT COMMENTS TO 3,500 WORDS OR LESS
> <
> __________________________________
> <
> __________________________________
> <
> __________________________________
> <
> Today's Bonus
> <
> PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATHhttp://www.edconrad.org
> <
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From: Don Stockbauer <donstockbauer@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: IS IT A ROCK OR A HARD PLACE?
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