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     NEW YORK, NY (Rueters) --
A team of neurosurgeons has
come up with a modern-day
match for the petrified brain
that Ed Conrad found between
coal veins.
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    That lucky person happens
to be Bill O'Reilly (aka BillO
Reilly), one of the two or three
dozen anchors on Fox News.
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    "S tratta di una partita perfetta
(Translation: It's perfect match,"
said Dr. Giovanni Christerfini, the
surgeon-in-chief. "Dio benedica
l'Italia (Trans: God bless Italy."
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    People everywhere wonders
why he made that last comment
because, hell, everybody knows
that O'Reilly isn't even Italian.
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     But anyway, Ed Conrad found
this half of a petrified human brain
while looking for mushrooms
in spill banks left over from surface
mining in Pennsylvania's anthracite
region.
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At first good ol' Ed thought it was
part of an eons-old bowling  ball
and was rather surprised when
experts identified it as one neat
hemisphere of a petrified human
brain
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    Along with Ed's other incredible
discoveries, it proves man -- in almost
our present form -- has been around
since coal was formed and that the
evolutionists are full of crap.
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HAVE YOU BEEN HOODWINKED BY THIS WHALE?
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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     In any event, the neurosurgeons
said --,because of the petrified
brain's shape, size and the amount
of sheer nonsense discovered
within -- the chances of it NOT
being a perfect match for O'Reilly
are just one in 134,070,450,000.
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One skeptic on the panel told
colleagues, however, that he
personally was convinced that
the petrified brain was a perfect
match for one Rush Limbaugh.

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OTHER DISCOVERIES BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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<          PETRIFIED HUMAN FINGERS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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<         PETRIFIED HUMAN SKULL
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Wilton M. Krogman, who wrote the book "The
Human Skeleton n Forensic Medicine," identified
this fossil as a petrified human calvarium, a human
skull with the eye-sockets broken off).
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon_files/krogwskull.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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Haversian canals -- the tell-tale sign of bone -- were documented
existing in this specimen.
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"COME OVER HERE, DOCTOR.
I WANT YOU TO SEE THE OLDEST
HUMAN SKULL EVER FOUND."
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-- Wilton M. Krogman to a colleague
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<       PETRIFIED HUMAN FEMUR
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
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<  HUMAN SKULL EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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Photo shows the boulder after it was removed from
between anthracite veins at a depth of some 250 feet.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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Photo reveals the dramatic similarity to the contour
of a human cranium.
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skullb.jpg
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American Medical Laboratories ALSO identified dried blood in granules
removed from the inner surface of that bears a distinct likeness to --
and
IS -- a human cranium.
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In addition, more than a half-dozen key human fossils
were tested by American Medical Laboratories (AML), the most
prestigious medical lab in the world, which reported -- in writing --
that they contain dried blood.
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<  ANOTHER NAIL IN EVOLUTIONISTS' COFFIN
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Dr. Jeremy Dahl, one of the world's leading bone
experts and former longtime director of the Yerkes
Regional Primate Research Center in Atlanta, had
examined and tested one of Ed Conrad's specimens
and -- in writing -- had identified it as petrified B-O-N-E.
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<       OTHER PETRIFIED REMAINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics//z3dino.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/LargeTooth5.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetus6.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Scorpion.jpg
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OTHER MIND-BOGGLING DISCOVERIES
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<     WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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<                EARS, JOHNNY!
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FirstDiscovery.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate2.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/InSlate11.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate.gif
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NEAR-PERFECT MATCHES MAY BE FOUND HERE
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison

Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology

UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society

INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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I doubt that these folks had anything to do with it.
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PROFESSIONAL SCIENTIFIC SOCIETES
American Association for the Advancement of Science
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Acoustical Society of America
American Anthropological Association
American Association of Colleges of Pharmacy
American Association of Cereal Chemists
American Association of Engineering Societies
American Association of Physics Teachers
American Association of University Professors
American Association of University Women
American Astronautical Society
American Astronomical Society
American Chemical Society
American College of Dentists
American Dental Association
American Economic Association
American Educational Research Association
American Ethnological Society
American Fisheries Society
American Geological Institute
American Geophysical Union
American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics
American Institute of Biological Sciences
American Institute of Chemical Engineers
American Institute of Chemists
American Mathematical Society
American Medical Association
American Meteorological Society
American Nuclear Society
American Oil Chemists' Society
American Physical Society
American Physiological Society
American Phytopathological Society
American Psychiatric Association
American Psychological Association
American Society for Cell Biology
American Society for Engineering Education
American Society for Horticultural Science
American Society for Information Science
ASM International
American Society for Microbiology
American Society for Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics
American Society for Quality Control
American Society of Aesthetics
American Society of Agricultural Engineers
American Society of Agronomy
American Society of Animal Science
American Society of Civil Engineers
American Society of Mechanical Engineers
American Society of Plant Physiologists
American Society of Zoologists
American Speech-Language-Hearing Association
American Statistical Association
American Vacuum Society
Association of American Geographers
Association of Research Libraries
Association of Southeastern Biologists
Association for Women in Science
Astronomical Society of the Pacific
Biophysical Society
Crop Science Society of America
Ecological Society of America
Entomological Society of America
FASEB (Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology)
Geological Society of America
History of Science Society
Industrial Research Institute
Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc.(IEEE)
Institute of Industrial Engineers
Institute of Navigation
Instrument Society of America
International Association for Impact Assessment
International Communication Association
International Society for Measurement and Control
International Society for Systems Sciences
Marine Technology Society
Mathematical Association of America
Medical Library Association, Inc.
Microscopy Society of America
National Association for Research in Science Teaching
National Association of Biology Teachers
National Council of Teachers of Mathematics
National Geographic Society
National Science Teachers Association
National Society of Black Engineers
National Society of Professional Engineers
National Speleological Society
Optical Society of America
Planetary Society
Rural Sociological Society
School Science and Mathematics Association
Sigma Delta Epsilon/Graduate Women in Science, Inc.
Sigma Xi, The Scientific Research Society
Society of American Foresters
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Botany
Society for Industrial Microbiology
Society for Social Studies of Science
Society of Women Engineers
Soil Science Society of America
Speech Communication Association
Volunteers in Technical Assistance (VITA)
The Wildlife Conservation Society