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    Washington, D.C. (AD) -- Congress
this morning had its first look at an
architecture's sketch of the proposed
monument to the late Smithsonian
scientist who died in a gruesome
accident last month.
     The 73-foot monument, costing
$17.3 million, will be erected in
front of the National Museum of
Natural History building in which
Chris Krolczyk smothered when
unable to remove his head from
his rectum while trying to find
evidence of man's evolution.
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   WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
-- A longtime anthropologist at
the Smithsonian Insititution
suffocated yesterday in a freak
accident while searching for
answers to man's origin and
ancestry.
   A Smithsonian official, who
spoke  on the condition of
anonymity, said Chris Krolczyk
was unable to extricate his head
from his rectum because he in-
advertently had used Crazy Glue
instead of Vasoline.
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