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DUCTS, the cutting edge literary webzine loved by thousands, is celebrating
it's one-year anniversary!  People are flocking to their computers to enjoy
the latest and greatest works of art, writing, photography and music that
the staff at DUCTS has, against all odds, put together again.

Read what famous people are saying about DUCTS.org:

    Rudolph Giuliani, Mayor of New York: "This stuff is garbage.  I'm
shutting them down and withdrawing all government funding."  (Ha!  DUCTS is
fundless!) 

    Bruce Springsteen: "It touched my soul, right through my tee-shirt."

    Homer Simpson: "D'oh!"

Here is a sampling of what you will find inside:

Three BRAND NEW DUCTS:

P R O F I L E S 
*   Spend an evening with Beat Writer William Burroughs!
*   Comedian Pat Cooper has more truth than you can handle.

K I D S 
*   Stories, poems and more written by kids ranging from 9 - 14.
*   A wonderful picture book for the younger kids.

P O E T R Y 
*   Heavyweight poets: Robert Creely, Dorianne Laux, Linda Pastan, Denise
Duhamel, Martin Espada, Sapphire and Jim Daniels.

    "These new ducts have opened my heart," says George W. Bush.
    "Great Shabbat reading," says Joseph Lieberman

...AND, of course, the old standby DUCTS are as good as ever:

P E R S O N A L   E S S A Y S
*   An elegiac letter to a father on the eleventh anniversary of his death.
*   An anonymous Mental Health Professional writes about her own battle with
Bipolar Disorder. 
*   Breakfast, life and death.
*   Simmering brothers.

A R T   G A L L E R Y
*   Six diverse artists: photography, sculpture, painting and more.  Andy
Warhol says, "These guys are gonna be famous for 20, maybe 30 minutes!"

B A C H E L O R   G I R L
*   Advice for the loving and unloved.  WRITE TO HER!

M E M O I R S 
*   A new memoir about living with multiple personalities.
*   The romantic ups and downs of NAKED MAN, our man in Japan.
*   Walk straight and die: living with cerebral palsy
*   The subway ride from hell.

T R U M P E T   F I C T I O N
*   Wearing a boot on your head.
*   Burning up the bills.
*   One of the beautiful people gets hers.

    "I adore these cats," says Bill Shakespeare.

D U C T S   S T A G E
*   Folk singer and humorist Julia Douglass.
*   Film composer Joel Goodman.

H U M O R 
*   The Centrist Manifesto!
*   Play The Name Game.
*   Mars Attacks - and is coming to the plate.
*   The Ultimate Rejection Letter
*   Clean Cops... in ten easy steps! -- "I'm definitely away taking their
funding," says Mayor Giuliani.

C O L U M N I S T S
*   D.C.'s subways stink!
*   Growing up is hard to do...
*   HBO's "Sex and the City," and the CORRUPTION.

Plus, in honor of our First Birthday, a hilarious special FEATURE about the
history of those ubiquitous, utilitarian devices, DUCTS!

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* FLASH! *
Jon and Phil suddenly proclaim, "It's all good!"

Cry inside & laugh out loud, all for free.
Get sucked into DUCTS
http://ducts.org/ 

Cheers,
Jonathan Kravetz & Philip Shane

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