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Sunday, Januaary 4, 2004


Bush Hopes To Restore Mexican Land

Bush propses a massive slap in the face to conservatives across the nation.
He has proposed giving California, Texas,  Arizona, and New Mexico back 
to Mexico to end the outcry from Conservatives who are very angry about 
the number of illegal aliens living in the USA, and Bush's lack of 
concern over the very porous border with Mexico.

President Bush said on Saturday that Conservative Republicans have no 
where else to turn.  "Who are they going to vote for besides me?  
Dean?".  On the subject of illegal immigration, he stated "I am damn 
tired of complaints coming from the right wing members of the my party. 
These are primarily Christian conservatives who are concerned about 
illegal aliens, the influence of the UN, and our national sovereignty. 
We have an obligation to make right past wrongs, and I believe it is 
time we considered giving captured land back to the Mexican people.  My 
immigration reform package will begin the process of legalization of all 
so called Illegal aliens.  And, we will begin talks with president 
Vicente Fox on how best to slowly restore ownership of these four states 
to the Republic of Mexico."

When questioned about the popularity of his new immigration reform 
package, Bush said "We live in a New World Order. In this New Order, 
Americans need to understand that we must consider the needs of other 
nations as we consider our own.  I'm sure that the residents of these 
four states will be concerned and I will do everything I can to assure 
them that they will see few major changes that will affect their lives. 
They will be given dual citizenship and if the cotinental free trade 
talks produce the desired results, America will become part of a 
continental  wide free trade zone where borders will have little meaning 
anyway. In order to compete with the EU, we will need to establish a new 
trade zone where people and products will move freely over old borders."






















































































































This is a parody.  But  Bush is a New World Order internationalist.  
Both major parties in the US are quietly working to establish a world 
under one flag.