🚀 go-pugleaf

fruit such as pineapples or cherries on the skewers. 
Don?t be afraid to use a variety of meats. 
Grill to medium rare, 
   serve with garlic cous-cous and saut�ed asparagus. 
Coffee and sherbet for desert then walnuts, cheese, and port. 
Cigars for the gentlemen (and ladies if they so desire)!



Crock-Pot Crack Baby

When the quivering, hopelessly addicted crack baby succumbs to death, 
get him immediately butchered and into the crock-pot, so that any 
remaining toxins will not be fatal. But don?t cook it too long, 
because like Blowfish, there is a perfect medium between the poisonous 
and the stimulating. Though it may not have the same effect on your 
guests, a whole chicken cooked in this fashion is also mighty tasty.

1 newborn - cocaine addicted, freshly expired, cleaned and butchered
Carrots
onions
leeks
celery
bell pepper
potatoes
Salt
pepper
garlic, etc
4 cups water

Cut the meat into natural pieces and brown very well in olive oil, 
   remove, then brown half of the onions, the bell pepper, and celery. 
When brown, mix everything into the crock-pot, and in 6 to 8 hours you 
   have turned a hopeless tragedy into a heartwarming meal!



George?s Bloody Mary

Don?t shy away from this one, it is simply a cocktail variation of 
good old Blood Stew. When a pig is killed, its throat is slit and 
those present quaff a cup of hot blood to soften the wintry air. 
From the dawn of man to this day, humans have always drunk blood! 
American deer hunters are a prime example.

1 pint blood 
Stolichnaya vodka
ice
tomato juice
lemon
lime
hot sauce
Worcestershire sauce
pickled green bean
celery
green olives
celery salt

Draw a pint of blood from a very young virgin, 
   female if possible, and chill. 
In a tall glass pour 1 o