🚀 go-pugleaf

W�rdet ihr euch bitte auf eine Newsgroup einigen???

An Peter selbst:

Dear

  [X] clueless newbie  [ ] me-too-er
  [ ] geek             [ ] wannabe
  [ ] fed              [ ] scientologist
  [ ] freak            [ ] spammer
  [ ] lamer            [ ] AOLer
  [ ] nerd             [ ] pervert
  [ ] asshole          [ ] lonely masturbator
  [ ] prick            [ ] anonymous coward
  [ ] retard           [ ] racist


You are being flamed because

  [ ] you posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
  [ ] you quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] you continued a long, stupid thread
  [X] you started an off-topic thread
  [ ] you said "me too" to something
  [ ] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just
      posted to
  [ ] you repeatedly posted the same article
  [ ] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong
      in this group
  [ ] you posted *lots of* articles that were not funny,
      unoriginal and *very* boring
  [ ] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
  [ ] you posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [X] you posted to more than four newsgroups
  [X] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual
      superiority
  [ ] you brag about things that never happened
  [X] you tried to blame others for your stupidity
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] you posted a phone-sex ad
  [ ] your mother dresses you funny
  [ ] you suck
  [ ] I think you might be a fed
  [ ] your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] you are barely literate and your mother didn't proofread your
      post


To recant, you must

  [ ] actually post something relevant
  [ ] actually post a humorous article
  [ ] post your tests to alt.test
  [ ] give up your AOL account
  [ ] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan
      monk
  [ ] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
  [ ] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
  [X] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
  [ ] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
  [ ] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [X] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [X] slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
  [ ] print your home phone number in your adverts
  [ ] _________________________________________________


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] blow me
  [ ] get a life
  [X] never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] go to hell
  [ ] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
  [X] take your crap somewhere else
  [X] learn to post or sod off
  [ ] do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
  [ ] see how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] repeat third grade reading/writing/typing class - pay
      attention!
  [ ] all of the above