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Re: A REALLY COOL WEB SITE

#85
From: Duncan Clarke
Date: Sun, 23 May 1999 00:00
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Ben Quanstrom wrote:
> 
>    Check out my web page it is awesome
> www.quanstroms.freeserve.co.uk
> 
> PLEASE SIGN MY GUESTBOOK
> 
> Ben Quanstrom

Stick with news:freeserve.webspace.announce and lose the big head.

Points to note:
* You use Windoze Bitmaps for inline graphics (eg. 113k for a banner)
* Your front page contains 2 banner links and a webring
* Your 'e-mail' animated gif looks rough as it has the wrong background
colour
* Your navigation frame scrolls both vertically and horizontally.
* Your 'e-mail' graphic:
  - doesn't link to anything (main frame)
  - has a transparent background and link border (nav frame)
* <P ALIGN="CENTER"></P>
* <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"></FONT>
* You use tables where they are not needed and have no effect
* You have a table which consists of a caption and nothing else
* <IMG ... ALT="{short description of image}">
* <A ... TARGET="jkjk">
* <NOFRAMES><BODY><P></P></BODY></NOFRAMES></FRAMESET>

And that's just the front page.  Not so awesome is it?

OK, so I had a bad day, but people like this really piss me off.

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From: Duncan Clarke <duncan@fuzzyhead.freeserve.co.uk>
Subject: Re: A REALLY COOL WEB SITE
Date: 1999/05/23
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