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Michael Lalonde got a letter bomb from Mr Harnwell in the fire place during
an important business meeting because his leg hurt and a heated argument
arose. Then Michael Lalonde ran around like a lunatic, he called the police
and with the help of $45 000 worth of special effects he escaped narrowly
and hitch-hiked all the way home.
<MI5Victim@mi5.gov.uk> wrote in message news:m07101708233573@4ax.com...
>
> Evil old bat in BHS 18/12/98
>
> Certainty level: 40%
>
> Not quite sure how sure I am about this one. I went down to Croydon
(Surrey)
> with my mother to buy her a beret. After doing the shopping, we went to
> the BHS store restaurant to lunch on fish and chips.
>
> You can guess the rest. Auditory hallucinations my shrink calls them,
> faithfully recorded on Sony minidisc. Some old cow going on about
> "see that chap, the one over there, something's wrong with him".
>
> It is quite tiring being attacked by random idiots in the street, or as
> in this case, by some random, evil old bat in a restaurant. Fortunately
> it is only a sporadic occurrence. My enemies seem of late reluctant to
> waste resources in my direction. Should I take this as an insult? Am I not
> worth the millions of taxpayers money which has been wasted on me? Are the
> obsessives of MI5 themselves the "nutters" and "really mad" which they
> accuse me of being? Interestingly this suggestion as to the psychological
> profiles of Security Service personnel has been made by others... it does
> lead one to wonder, doesn't it?
>
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