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As you plot the downfall of the cowering world governments, all your 
amazing ultra high-tech machines and contrivances will require energy, 
energy that can only be supplied by some preposterous and yet ingenious 
energy source that you alone have discovered and harnessed. As an evil 
genius you have had no trouble in creating this boundless source of 
energy to be used for the purpose of taking over the world. But how can 
you make sure that it will be properly maintained and operated, giving 
peak efficiency to all your machines and army of drones?

Hello, my name is Frank Herschel. In my seven-year term as the undisputed 
World Champion of Evil (as ranked by the Federation Internationale des 
Mechants in Geneva) I've had the opportunity to create and destroy three 
entirely separate methods of generating the energy I needed to stay on 
top, including one that relied on power hidden in the atomic structure of 
tree stumps.

full story: http://www.thetoque.com/020618/ce_world9.htm