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In article <1993Sep28.232746.5664@ultb.isc.rit.edu> mxg5077@ultb.isc.rit.edu (M.X. Goltsman) writes:
>In article <27u692$gko@fbi-news.informatik.uni-dortmund.de> wegner@zorro.informatik.uni-dortmund.de (ricki R. Wegner) writes:
>>
>>Some little kids from different countries discuss the question where
>>little kids come from. The German kid: The stork brings them; the
>>Italian kid: They come out of the cabbages; the French kid: Well I must
>>not tell you exactly, but it has something to do with man and woman and
>>bedroom. Then they ask the Swiss kid, it ponders for a while and says:
>>Well, in our country, this is handled differently in the different
>>Kantons [states].
>>
>>====================
>>
>>Well I'd like to know about lots of countries: where the babies come
>>from; and make a list. 
>>
>>Germany --- the stork brings them;
>>  Germany, offensive: "The donkey lost you while galloping"
>>France  --- they grow inside cabbages and roses
>>Italy   --- they grow inside cabbages apparently, but I've never 
>>                                                 heard it before
>>
>>Others??? 

Greece  --- You were bought from Gypsies

>Russia --- Generally, kids are found in the cabbages or brought by storks.
>           I have, however, heard of kids being purchased anywhere from 
>           hospitals to hardware stores and sometimes even won on fares.
>           Looks like kids are the only product widely available in Russia,
>           doesn't it? 
>
>I was personally found in various places,
>depending on mom's mood at the moment.
>