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In article <A8906@WUe.maus.de> Tobias_Voelker@wUe.maus.de (Tobias Voelker) writes:

>ObJoke: Ein paar Kleinkinder aus verschiedenen L�ndern diskutieren die
>        Frage nach der Herkunft kleiner Kinder. Das Deutsche: Die bringt
>        der Storch; das italienische: die kommen aus den Kohlk�pfen; das
>        franz�sische: also so genau darf ich Euch das ja nicht sagen,
>        aber es hat was mit Mann und Frau und Schlafzimmer zu tun. Jetzt
>        wird auch das schweizer Kid befragt, es �berlegt und meint: also
>        bei uns wird das von Kanton zu Kanton anders gehandhabt...


Hi there, now I do something terrible... translate a joke from a German 
newsgroup (de.talk.jokes) and post it here:

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Some little kids from different countries discuss the question where
little kids come from. The German kid: The stork brings them; the
Italian kid: They come out of the cabbages; the French kid: Well I must
not tell you exactly, but it has something to do with man and woman and
bedroom. Then they ask the Swiss kid, it ponders for a while and says:
Well, in our country, this is handled differently in the different
Kantons [states].

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Why did I commit this translation-crime? 
Well I'd like to know about lots of countries: where the babies come
from; and make a list. 

Germany --- the stork brings them;
  Germany, offensive: "The donkey lost you while galloping"
France  --- they grow inside cabbages and roses
Italy   --- they grow inside cabbages apparently, but I've never 
                                                 heard it before

Others??? 

ricki (I was bought in the hospital, I think :-)