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A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool next to a smaller fellow. The

smaller guy looks at the first guy, grabs him by the arms and neck, and
says
"That's a choke-hold from Judo." and lets go. The first guy , figuring
that
the little guy is just a bit drunk, lets it slide.

Two minutes later, he finds himself in another hold, and the little
fellow
says "That's a secret bracing hold in Karate." Now the guy is getting a
little steamed, but he lets it pass.

Five minutes later, the little fellow jumps on him again, and puts him
in
another compromising position. He says "That's a Death Move in Tae Kwon
Do."

Now the guy is angry and quickly leaves the bar.

Ten minutes later, he comes back into the bar, and the little fellow is
still
at the bar, waiting for another drink. The guy walks up to him, and
before
the little fellow can move, he lunges at him, his arm flying out from
behind
his back. The little fellow falls off of his stool, and is out cold.

He turns to the bartender and says "That was a monkey wrench from
Sears!"
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