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		THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA

	    (Must be read with an Italian accent)


One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one
piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand, I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna
plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma
bitch !

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and
knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I
tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not
fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and
there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He
tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He
say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on
you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !


See you...

-- 
Udo Wolter   
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