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Article #328Re: << IMPROVE YOUR CREDIT - NOW! >>
From: Guy Harrison
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 1997 00:00
Date: Tue, 15 Jul 1997 00:00
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In article <33c94cd1.0@blush.jps.net>
nbsystems@usa.net (National Business Systems) said:-
> DO YOU WANT GREAT CREDIT?
why? was my last posting *that* groovy?
>10 Incredible new secrets to improve your credit
1) Hack into said machine.
2) Rob a bank.
3) Bribe an MP.
4) Threaten an MP.
5) Buy an MP a pint.
6) Vote for an MP.
7) Say something nice about an MP.
8) (only applicable to the constabulary on encountering a drunken
MP in a Jaguar) Look the other way.
9) for (;;) 8);
10) <G>
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Guy Harrison
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