🚀 go-pugleaf

I must be going mad, I have just spent 2 minutes replying to one of demons
automated reply servers because I tried to post to a moderated group.

Giles has just told me to bugger off because I said I was writing to Esther
Rantzen over the news server giving 400's. I did write to Esther Rantzen
about this too.

I keep using fowl language in my messages and on IRC for no reason.

I had this conversation with someone a few moments ago on irc,

<neil> How do you know if you are mad?
<******> Well do you think you are mad?
<neil> Yes, I do.
<******> Well if you *think* you are mad then you aren't!
<neil> But Adolf Hitler, who speaks to me occasionally, just told me to say
+yes to that question.
<******> Oh....... thats a different matter then :)
<neil> SO WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SHITHEAD?
<******> You want my honest opinion neil?
<neil> NO ADOLF WANTS IT! FOR GODSAKE YOU MORON
<******> neil........you *ARE* FUCKED!!!!!

Neil has been kicked off channel #****  (etc etc etc)

* = HIDDEN TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.

Anyway here is the message I sent to the demon automated server;


LISTEN YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF UNIX SHIT DID I TELL YOU TO MAIL IT SOMEWHERE
ELSE? JUST DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY WILL YOU, FOR GODSAKE - THIS IS WHERE
IT WILL ALL START COMPUTERS REBELLING, WELL I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WHEN I WAS
A LAD MEN WHERE MEN AND MEN HAD JOBS NOT SOME ARROGANT PIECE OF SOLIDIFIED
SILICONE.

IN FUTURE DO AS I SAY OR I WILL WRITE TO ESTHER RANTZEN,

NEIL

A MAN NOT A MACHINE.

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What does a man have to do to get sectioned these days?