🚀 go-pugleaf

Felt sick so I rang the swine flu hotline. I couldn't get through. All I got 
was crackling.

"Don H" <donlhumphries@bigpond.com> wrote in message 
news:f4IKl.7733$y61.274@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> "Dr. Sir John Howard, AC, WSCMoF" <malcum.fabian.is.a.swine@mt.barker> 
> wrote
> in message news:0016081d$0$9762$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
>> Bod wrote:
>> > Rooney wrote:
>> >> On Apr 30, 6:38 am, Tim Bruening <tsbru...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>> >>> WhoMe wrote:
>> >>>> On Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:26:22 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> >>>> (in article
> <mlevinespmfltr-94D5C3.03262229042...@news.supernews.com>):
>> >>>>> In article <0001HW.C61D197D0004F676B022F...@news.supernews.com>,
>> >>>>>  WhoMe <whomep...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>> On Tue, 28 Apr 2009 08:45:17 -0500, Michael N. LeVine wrote
>> >>>>>> (in article
>> >>>>>> <mlevinespmfltr-6435DB.06451628042...@news.supernews.com>):
>> >>>>>>> In article <75o719F16fsu...@mid.dfncis.de>,
>> >>>>>>> Hauke Reddmann <fc3a...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>> Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> Kim Evans <kim.eva...@bigpond.com.au> wrote in
>> >>>>>>>>> news:ejtJl.6908$y61.2297
>> >>>>>>>>> @news-server.bigpond.net.au:
>> >>>>>>>>>> I cant afford to get sick with swine flu- I'd better go get
> some
>> >>>>>>>>>> oinkment
>> >>>>>>>>> If you don't, you'll be sowry.
>> >>>>>>>> I'll wait until it comes to Ham-burg.
>> >>>>>>> Don't expect them to lard you with compliments.
>> >>>>>> If it does  not work, suet in court
>> >>>>> If you think thats the butter course to take.
>> >>>> Oh lard-y, now you tell me
>> >>> One swine flu over the cuckoo's nest.-
>> >>
>> >> What'     s wine flu?
>> >
>> > It's all a lie,  someone's telling porkies.
>>
>> Pig ignorant lie!
>>
>> -- 
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ipvdBnU8F8
>>   - KRudd at his finest.
>>
>> "The Labour Party is corrupt beyond redemption!"
>>   - Labour hasbeen Mark Latham in a moment of honest clarity.
>>
>> "This is the recession we had to have!"
>>   - Paul Keating explaining why he gave Australia another Labour
> recession.
>>
>> "Silly old bugger!"
>>   - Well known ACTU pisspot and sometime Labour prime minister Bob Hawke
>> responding to a pensioner who dared ask for more.
>>
>> "By 1990, no child will live in poverty"
>>   - Bob Hawke again, desperate to win another election.
>>
>> "A billion trees ..."
>>   - Borke, pissed as a newt again.
>>
>> "Well may we say 'God save the Queen' because nothing will save the
> governor
>> general!"
>>   - Egotistical shithead and pompous fuckwit E.G. Whitlam whining about
> his
>> appointee for Governor General John Kerr.
>
> #  Chap had a parrot called Enza.
>    He opened the window, and in flew Enza.
>
>    Old peasant saying: "Cats looks down on ya, dogs looks up to ya, but
> pigs is equal."
>
>