Re: 9/29 Puns

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From: nemo
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 12:20

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Latent: To have sex with camping equipment.
>
> Laity: Beverage of church goers.
>
> Rattan: Rodent in the sun.
>
> Ratton: 2,000 pound rodent.
>
> Scab: Snake taxi.
>
> Scat: Snake feline.
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> Scuba: Sheep underwater.
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> Tabard: A ta story teller.
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> Tactic: Parasite that infests armies and teachers.
>
> Tangent: Man in the sun.

If he's not been using sun-screen, come back tumour-row and see if he's got
any angry hairy bleedin moles.

They burrow up out of the sand and bite yer on the bum!

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