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From: Tim Bruening
Date: Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:21
Date: Wed, 16 Aug 2006 19:21
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nemo wrote: > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message > news:426CA06B.85189549@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us... > > > > > > Steve Siegfried wrote: > > > > > A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife > > > something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he > > > decides to buy her a cell phone. > > > > > > She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and > > > explains to her all the features on the phone. > > > > > > The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and > > > it's her husband. "Hi hun," he says. "How do you like your > > > new phone?" > > > > > > She replies, "I just love it. It's so small and your voice > > > is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't > > > understand." > > > > > > "What's that, baby?" asks the husband. > > > > > > "How did you know I was at Wal Mart?" > > > > Wall Mart: Where support structures are sold. > > > > Walrus: The Russian branch of that chain. > > > > Good pun! Give that manatee shirt! > > Sea-lion: Untruthful ocean. Spicy: Ocean of pepper, salt, oregano, cinnamon, basil, etc. Peppering: Ring that makes you sneeze.
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