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From: Tim Bruening
Date: Sat, 16 Jun 2007 07:07

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Why was Jesus thrown out of the bar?  Because he kept ordering water and
turning it into wine.

Why was Jesus disqualified from the swim meet?  Because he ran on TOP of
the water instead of swimming in it.

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