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Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> n wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>> n wrote:
>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith <k...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
>>>>>>> local cafe
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
>>>>>>> service..)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>   "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> Keith                   replace nospam with ilf0rd
>>>>>> Keith is dead.
>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>>>>>
>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
>>> Butt nothing else?
>>>
>> dat abot covers it.
> 
> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
> 
some might say puckered