🚀 go-pugleaf

n wrote:
> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> > n wrote:
> >> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>> n wrote:
> >>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> >>>>> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote:
> >>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith <k...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
> >>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
> >>>>>>> things.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
> >>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
> >>>>>>> local cafe
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
> >>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
> >>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
> >>>>>>> service..)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
> >>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
> >>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
> >>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
> >>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
> >>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
> >>>>>>> salesperson into buying
> >>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
> >>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>   "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
> >>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
> >>>>>>> --
> >>>>>>> Keith                   replace nospam with ilf0rd
> >>>>>> Keith is dead.
> >>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
> >>>>>
> >>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
> >>> Butt nothing else?
> >>>
> >> dat abot covers it.
> >
> > So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
> >
> some might say puckered

That should make it easy for him to pucker up.