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Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
> n wrote:
>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>> n wrote:
>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>> n wrote:
>>>>>> Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
>>>>>>> PaulVRooney@gmail.com wrote:
>>>>>>>> On 24 May, 04:58, Keith <k...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Six years ago I reported to dl regulars the demise of my freezer. Whilst
>>>>>>>>> a moiety in the life of newsnet some of us remember said (and done)
>>>>>>>>> things.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Six years prior I reported to dl regulars the garage break-in by two
>>>>>>>>> local scrotes who were targetting freezers and selling the meat to the
>>>>>>>>> local cafe
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> (This was when my brace of Sandringham-shot pheasant were left on the
>>>>>>>>> garage floor 'cos they didn't know what they were... fsked my Xmas...
>>>>>>>>> did I get "compensation? Did I rollocks... they got 50 hours community
>>>>>>>>> service..)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Today my 6-yr-old freezer shucked off its mortal coil... well, I found
>>>>>>>>> out today, my spag bol snack was leaching out of its wrapper.. a
>>>>>>>>> two-hour shutdown by my sparks yesterday whilst he wired my new
>>>>>>>>> downlighters in the kitchen seems to have pushed the compressor motor
>>>>>>>>> over the edge on restart.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What is it about *six years* Why is it that the gullible consumer buys a
>>>>>>>>> lump of white goods with a one-year guarantee... is cajoled by the pushy
>>>>>>>>> salesperson into buying
>>>>>>>>> a five year 'extension'... and the month after the fsking lot runs out
>>>>>>>>> the item go on the blink. Pear-shaped. Tits-up. Toes to Mecca.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ha. Contents is merely a coupla hundred.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ha. New freezer is merely four hundred.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Excess is two-fifty
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Ho. Ho-ho-ho. "Six hundred?" says insurers.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>   "No" says I "Add on disposal of fetid food, disposal under WEEE
>>>>>>>>> Regulations of freezer. I'll accept two grand"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The mental gasp was audible - I await the loss adjustors's visit
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Be careful out there. Better still, be smart..
>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>> Keith                   replace nospam with ilf0rd
>>>>>>>> Keith is dead.
>>>>>>> Stick his corpse in the freezer.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> his tattoos will shwivvel
>>>>> Butt nothing else?
>>>>>
>>>> dat abot covers it.
>>> So the rest of him is already shwivveled up?
>>>
>> some might say puckered
> 
> That should make it easy for him to pucker up.
> 
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