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7 total messages Started by Gerry Lintonice Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:08
demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#390
Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 00:08
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Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.

And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.

Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.
Re: demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#391
Author: Paul Rooney
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 02:11
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On 3 Oct 2005 17:08:20 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
<miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

>Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
>fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
>Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.
>
>And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.
>
>Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.

It is not intended to be read, you oaf. It is for writing only.

-- 
Paul Rooney

Founder member, new demon.local
Scourge of the strafer
Mocker of Chrith Hill
"Keep Paedtos out of this ng! It's our rule!"
Re: demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#392
Author: ah
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:21
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Paul Rooney wrote:
> On 3 Oct 2005 17:08:20 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
> <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> 
>>Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
>>fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
>>Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.
>>
>>And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.
>>
>>Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.
> 
> It is not intended to be read, you oaf. It is for writing only.

Will they never learn?
-- 
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
Re: demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#393
Author: Paul Rooney
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:35
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On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:21:48 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:

>Paul Rooney wrote:
>> On 3 Oct 2005 17:08:20 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
>> <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> 
>>>Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
>>>fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
>>>Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.
>>>
>>>And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.
>>>
>>>Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.
>> 
>> It is not intended to be read, you oaf. It is for writing only.
>
>Will they never learn?

Not under our present education system. The decline set in when they
secularised our schools. The once fine, robe-wearing, cross-bearing,
holy men were replaced by baggy, shabby, indeterminate women with
fluff on their clothes and facial hair, or men with wet armpits, none
of whom could handle, let alone throw with accuracy, either a board
duster or a child.
O tempora! O mores!

-- 
Paul Rooney

Founder member, new demon.local
Scourge of the strafer
Mocker of Chrith Hill
"Keep Paedtos out of this ng! It's our rule!"
Re: demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#394
Author: ah
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 04:22
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Paul Rooney wrote:
> On Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:21:48 GMT, ah <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>Paul Rooney wrote:
>>> On 3 Oct 2005 17:08:20 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
>>> <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>> 
>>>>Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
>>>>fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
>>>>Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.
>>>>
>>>>And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.
>>>>
>>>>Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.
>>> 
>>> It is not intended to be read, you oaf. It is for writing only.
>>
>>Will they never learn?
> 
> Not under our present education system. The decline set in when they
> secularised our schools. The once fine, robe-wearing, cross-bearing,
> holy men were replaced by baggy, shabby, indeterminate women with
> fluff on their clothes and facial hair, or men with wet armpits, none
> of whom could handle, let alone throw with accuracy, either a board
> duster or a child.
> O tempora! O mores!

http://www.blackjelly.com/Mag/gallery/kli7.htm
-- 
ah fait loucher un bon oeil
Re: demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#395
Author: Peter Parsnip
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 07:27
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Be still! and revere Gerry Lintonice, who blessed us with their presence
on 04 Oct 2005... 

> Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
> fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
> Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.
> 
> And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.
> 
> Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.

Your trolling abilities are vastly inferior to ours!

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
Re: demon.local is the lamest group in the history of usenet
#396
Author: Peter Parsnip
Date: Tue, 04 Oct 2005 07:27
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Be still! and revere Paul Rooney, who blessed us with their presence on 04 
Oct 2005...

> On 3 Oct 2005 17:08:20 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
> <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> 
>>Reading demon.local for more than 5 minutes causes impotence, that's a
>>fact. Reading it for more than 10 minutes, causes Alzheimer,
>>Creutzfeld-Jakob disease, eye-cancer and AIDS.
>>
>>And reading it for more than 15 minutes causes DEATH.
>>
>>Better read cz.zamestnani.hledam.Much better group.
> 
> It is not intended to be read, you oaf. It is for writing only.

Yup.

-- 
1>	Peter Parsnip
2>	Compliance
3>	Further compliance
4>	At the limit of compliance
5>	Non-compliant. As always.
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