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Onderstaande gevonden in Engelstalige NG. Denk dat het mooi weergeeft hoe de
meeste mensen denken over chainmails etc  :-))

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Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50
billion f#@$%&* chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that
if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on
her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before
her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are you?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid
by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize
me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St
Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the
Endeavour. F@#� 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
amusing I don't f@#�$%& care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing
to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't pi$$ people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years
and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
forward this email.


Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your
underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S: Send me 15 quid and then f@#� off.!!!!!