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In article <4269BF34.3993@airmail.net>, JazzMan <No_Spam@airmail.net> 
wrote:

> I thought I was done with those stupid cow-fucking motherfuckers,
> but no, the assrapers sent me a bill for $1.87. Can you believe
> that? The person there named Larry told me exactly how much to 
> send in to close out the bill, and that's exactly what I sent in.
> But no, they just gotta get two more bucks out of me. I'm so pissed
> off now I can hardly see straight. What the fuck do those stupid, 
> retarded, brain damaged bitchfuckers do over there? I called in and
> a supervisor picked up, the little cunt bastard told me that there
> was nothing he could do, that if I didn't send in the dollar eighty
> seven Comcast would wreck my credit record. What a pissant mother
> fucker. I asked to speak to Larry, and the fuckface told me that
> Larry wasn't available. 
> 
> Sigh.
> 
> They won't even tell me what the $1.87 is for, and the bill doesn't
> itemize any part of it. So, now I've got the choice of paying yet
> more money to those pathetic fucktards and feel like I've been assraped
> by a monkey, or stick to my principles and have my credit damaged.
> 
> What a sorry bunch of fuckwits.
> 
> If anyone from Comfuckingassholescast is reading this, I hope you
> all get to watch your children die of cancer and then you can all
> go rot in fucking hell...
> 
> JazzMan


Pay 'em in pennies. 186 of them, so they'll have to bill you for the 
remaining penny. Then, pay that one-cent bill with a check.

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